As logged and posted by Alleya.
Hours of Wotchering Fun aka The Singalong (long) Greetings fellow DiscDwellers. Last night the witches of the disc had a verbal knees-up-wotchering- singalong on the Witches talker channel. For those who asked, (and for those who didn't - too bad) here are the logs (minus the spam) of the singalong. I started naming the songs but got bored and gave up so only about 1/2 the songs are named. Enjoy! witches I need some wotcher to lo-ove, I need some wotcher to lo- ove....somebody, somebody anybody find meeeee, some Wotcher to loooooove! > [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* Wotcher! I need somebody! Wotcher! Not just anybody! **Somebody to Love - Queen** [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *Sings* Long time ago, but I can still remember, how that wotcher, used to make me smile... witches and I knew that if I had my chance, that I could make those wotchers dance, and maybe they'd be happy for a while. witches So I said Bye, Bye Miss-a-wotchering-pie! [witches] Helena wisps: but ramptops weather made me shiver, with every tea that i delivered... witches Bad news on the broomstick, I couldn't find that last bottle... > [witches] Helena wisps: i can't remember if i cries as i thought about poor Db's bride *grins* witches and something touched me deep inside, the day, the Wotcher died [witches] Helena wisps: and we sang (all together now) woooootchher mis america witch, drove my broomstick to grannys but the well was all dry [witches] Helena wisps: *apologises for lack of rhymes there* witches And wizzies had filled the pantry with pie, singing this'll be the day that I die.... - **American Pie - Don Maclean** [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Wotchering me softly with his song, wotchering me softly with his words... **Killing Me Softly - [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Have I told, you lately that I wotcher you... **Have I told you lately that I love you - Rod Stewart** [witches] Kili wisps: Oh Wotcher tree, oh Wotcher tree, how ever-loud your wotchers. **Oh Christmas Tree** [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* here comes the wotcher, little baby, it's all right... **Here comes the sun - The Beatles** [witches] Kili wisps: *sings* Oh give me a home, where the wotchers all roam, and the broomsticks and scumble flow free. Where seldom is found, a man that's not bound... **Home on the Range** [witches] Medea wisps: the wotcher's so bright, I gotta wear shades [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* Erm... I've run out of wotchers? [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* Who eat all the wotchers? [witches] Helena wisps: 'you fat wizzie you fat wizzie you et all the wotcher [witches] Taepha wisps: Say my name, say my name, you acting kind of shady, and calling me dearie, why the sudden change, say my name, say my name, when no one is around you, say dearie I wotcher you, if you ain't running other games... (not that I know the words, I think I might go hide in a corner now) **Say My Name - Destiny's Child** [witches] Medea wisps: How much is that wotcher in the window?] ((I'm not even going to tell you this one)) [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *Sings* wotchering along, just wotchering along, under the beautiful briny seeeee! **Bedknobs 'n' Broomsticks** [witches] Helena wisps: sings i just called too saay woootcheer and i mean it from the bottom of my broom **I just called to say I love you** [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* From a distance, we wotcher you this day...(Can't remember the exact words) **From a distance** [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *grins* *sings* 3 steps to wotcher, yes there are 3 steps to wotcher! [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* So just follow steps 1, 2 and 3! Yeah that sure sounds liek wotcher to me! **3 Steps To Heaven** witches Close your eyes and I'll wotcher, tomorrow, I'll miss you, remember my wotchers are true. And then while I'm away, I'll wotcher home everyday, and I'll send all my wotchers to you! **Send all my loving** [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* A little bit of wotcher in your life... **Mambo Number 5 - Lou Bega** [witches] Sugi wisps: The broom, the broom, the broom is on fire... We don't need no wotchers let the little buggers burn... burn little buggers, burn... **The Roof** [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* take me dancin' nekkid oround the stone... witches I'm being followed by a Wotcher-shadow, Wotcher-shadow, Wotcher-shadow. Hippin and a hoppin on a Wotcher shadow. Wotcher shadow, wotcher shadow. And if I ever break my legs, from flying a broomstick, round the D'regs, oh if I ever loose my legs, Awayaheay way ahey, I won't be wotchering no more! I'm being followed by a Wotcher-shadow, Wotcher-shadow, Wotcher-shadow. Hippin and a hoppin on a Wotcher shadow. Wotcher shadow, wotcher shadow. **Moonshadow - Cat Stevens** [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* I'm...wotchering around...move out of my way... **Spinning Around - Kylie Minogue** > [witches] Kili wisps: *sings* Wotcher wotcher bo botcher bananna fanna fo fotcher fe fi mo motcher... Wotcher! [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* This ain't a song...fer the non-wotcher hearted...*boom boom, boom ba boom* [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* It's my wotcher...it's now or never...an' I'm a-gonna wotcher for ever... **It's My Life -Bon Jovi** [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* mama... just killed a wotcher... she put a gonne to his head... and shot him dead.... witches Wotcha......oooo-oooo-oooo-oooo (Anyhere the wind blows).... **Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen** [witches] Kili wisps: Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of scumble, Jill pushed Jack down, he broke his crown, and Jill flew away cackling "Wotcher!" [witches] Anya wisps: Humpty Dumpty sat on the short ladder, Humpty Dumpty was scared by Greebo, Humpty Dumpty became scrambled eggs, and all the witches laughed and said "wotcher!" [witches] Helena wisps: who wants....to wotcher...forever... witches Fame! I wanna wotcher forever... [witches] SonyaFX wisps: I! Can't! Get! No!.... Wotcher-Faction! **I can't get no satisfaction** [witches] Helena wisps: georgie=porgie, fat-wizzie-pie, kissed the girls and made 'em cry, but when the witch came out to play , georgie wizzie ran away [witches] Helena wisps: its a hoooonky-tonk wotcher witches You put your scumble in, you put your scumble out, you put your scumble in and you wotcher all about! [witches] Helena wisps: you do the wotcher-kokey and yo u fly around, thats wotcher its all about! **The Hokey Pokey** witches *sings Corrs style* And I would wotcher-way....I would wotcher-way yeah, **Runaway - The Corrs** [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Scumble only happens when there's wotchers... (Untrue, actually) [witches] Helena wisps: witches only love you when theres wotchers witches yeah, Anya - it's Scumble only happens when there's WITCHES [witches] Sugi wisps: Scumble's usually gorn when there's witches. **Dreams - The Corrs** [witches] Kili wisps: I wanna drink scumble allll night, and wotcher every day! [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Wotcher knows...no frontiers...and I see wotchers in your eyes... [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Can you wotcher me higher...to a place where the witches seek... witches I am the witch, I am the air....I am wotcher and I need to be loved....just like every witch does. witches *had to get the Charmed theme in there somehow* [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* i am just a poor witch and my wotchers seldom told [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* I want to reach...wotcherly... witches So no-one told you wotchers were going to be this way! witches Your scumble's a joke, you're broke, and Greebo's D.O.A! [witches] Helena wisps: your' bees a joke you broom is broom your bat is DOA (oops alleay beat me to it!) witches It's like your broom's got stuck in second gear... witches When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or a wizzie's beeeeeer! [witches] Helena wisps: i'llbe there for you , when the wotcher start to fall [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* Like a wotcher over troubled water [witches] Kili wisps: I'm drinking better all the ti-ime. I used to drunk after one. The hangovers just were not fun. > [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Softly, deftly, wotchers shall caress you...feel it, fear it, secretly hedgehog you... [witches] Anya wisps: *continues* the Darkness of the Wotchers of the night... (loves Music of the Night) [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* Don't cry for me, Wotchertina... [witches] Helena wisps: the truth is i'd only bee you witches And I said, what about breakfast at Granny's, he said I think I remember the greebos, and I recall I said, we both kinda wotchered, and I said well that's one big hedgehog! (Llodlean contributed this one) [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* How long must you Wotcher me? How long must you go? How long must I stand here... My wotcher all aglo... witches Never had to ride a broom, but I know a witch who has, and it makes me wotcher if I could, it makes me wotcher if I, Never had to ride a broom... [witches] Sugi wisps: Wotch-wotch-wotcherin' on heaven's door... [witches] Sugi wisps: *sings* Mama, take this broom from me, I can't use it any more... it's getting dark too dark to see... feels like I'm wotcherin' on heaven's door... [witches] Sugi wisps: *sings* Wotch-wotch-wotcherin' on heaven's door... [witches] Sugi wisps: *sings* Granny, take this broom from me... I can't use it any more... it's getting dark, too dark to fly... feels like I'm wotcherin' on heaven's door... [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* I want to wotcher you on a mountain...I want to wotcher you in the sea...I want to wotcher this for ever, until a cottage falls down over me... [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* its astounding, brooms are fleeting, scumble takes it toll, but wotcher closely, not for very much longer, ive got to keep control [witches] Kili wisps: Let's drink some scumble again! > [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* On the wotchering line I am anyone, I am anything, I want to be... [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* I can be Granny Weatherwax, and I can be a Nanny Ogg...and you won't know the difference, would you... [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* wotcher to the ramtops, we got brooms and bees, we goty skill you want but you wont get it for free [witches] Kili wisps: The scumble was strong but I drank it. The broomstick is fun and I thank it! So please, don't make me crank it. I've on thing to say and that's wotcher, dearies, let's make a stew! witches Jeramiah was a wotcher *duh nuh nuh* [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Have you ever wotchered to the blue horned moon...or asked the grinning Greebo what he thinks... witches She was working in a bridal shop in Lancre Town, when a wizzie kicked her out and made her hair turn brown. What was she to do, where was she to go, she was out on her wotcher. So over the bridge from Lancre, to the Bad Ass door, she was there to sell make up but Granny saw more. She had style, she had flare, she had scumble, that's how she became a witchy! witches I believe in miracles, where'd you wotcher from, you witchy thing you... [witches] Helena wisps: flyin' around, makin' tea all wotchered up on scumble snacks [witches] SonyaFX wisps: grins at Helena, and dares her to do the intro part :P [witches] Helena wisps: *grins* mebbe not... witches I'm too sexy for my scumble, too sexy for my scumble, so sexy the bees bumble! [witches] Sugi wisps: You can leave your pointy head on... [witches] Helena wisps: wotchering me wotchering you ahaaa [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* I can wotcher the world...show it scumble by scumble... [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings/shouts* If any one of you wotchers moves, I'll massacre every last mother-wotchering one of ya! witches Wotchering killed the radio star... [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Who...is that wotcher inside...speaking straight, back to me... [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* Can I have that little wotcher in the window? witches Sometimes I feel like I I don't have a wotcha....sometimes I feel like my only friend. Is the tea I'm drinking, the tea-a of witches. Lonley as I am, together we cry > [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* I am a wotcher, I am a witcheee... and a wotcher never cries, and a witch never dies..... *something like that* [witches] Helena wisps: everybody wotchers, every body vines, everybody wotchers sometimes [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* And I just can't wait to be wotchered... witches the Wooootcher of life... witches Drinkin all the tea in the year 2000. No scumble for me, in the year 2000 [witches] Helena wisps: how can i wotcher with out you, how can i fly with out you, how will i ever, ever brew tea, how can i wotcher with out you witches Well you know that you want to drink tea, and you know that you'll save someone, yeah you know that you want to headgehog - so are you having fun? Are you still having fun? > [witches] SonyaFX wisps: and of course: *sings* There is A wotcher, in Ankh-Morpork... They CAALLLL the Wotchering Bum! [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* You must be wotcher to your heart...it's when the heavens'd part, and shower you with scumble... witches Everybody wants to have, just a sip of it. And everybody wants a good good swig. Everybody wants to taste, lots of my tea...oh yeah, oh yeah yeah [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* nekkid witch in the ring tra-la- lalala, thers a nekkid witch in the ring traaalalalala [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* My wotchers are loud, I know...But they're not yours, they are my own... witches And the spiders come at night....with their poison soft as thunder.... > [witches] Anavrin wisps: and they tear my hope apart? witches as they take my tea awaaaaaaaaaaaay..... > [witches] Anavrin wisps: and they tear my dreams to shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame > witches Let me go o-on, like a hedgehog in the sun.... [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* A million wotchers, a million teas, a million scumbles, a million broomsticks... [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* Wotchers on the water, and a Fire in the eyes.... [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* I've got the... Wotcher of the Tiger, it's the thrill of the flight... [witches] Terano wisps: You cou also pick any song and replace evrey word with Lorx! > [witches] SonyaFX wisps: is that like Gold Gold Gold Gold, Terano? [witches] Terano wisps: Lorx lorx lorx lorx lorx lorx lorx lorx lorx lorxlorx lorxlorx. [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* lawks lawks lawks lawks lawks lawks, lasks lawks lawks lawks theres not scumble! [witches] Anavrin wisps: shiny new broomsticks with many locations, gra-ny saying that I can advance more, silver white winters that make me shi-ver..these are a few of my favourite things.. [witches] Anavrin wisps: tea that does heal over 600 hit points, flatirons stop-ing me getting a nose bleed...items that radiate octarine...these are a few of my favourite thingssssss [witches] Helena wisps: when the spiders bite, when the beesstings when i'm feeling saaad i just remember my favourite wotchers, then i dont feel so baad! witches Ooh, she's a little bit dangerous. She's got what it takes to make ends meet, the eyes of a wotcher that hit like heat [witches] Shakti wisps: shes a wotcha on the highway a wotcha in the car, a wotcha going faster than she's ever gone vefore [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* I listen to the wotchers...where all the scumble comes and goes... witches A wizzie once told me that my broom was gonna throw me, it aint the sharpest tool in the she-ed (from Llodlean) [witches] Helena wisps: and now the end is near, and soi face the final yeti [witches] Kili wisps: Wothers and lawks, wotchers and lawk, I'm gonna get me some wotchers and lawks! [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* There's something wyrd...in your neigbourhood...who do you call - Wotchermusters! [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* wotcherman wotcherman, spins a vine like no-one can witches Who can take some ground plant...turn it into tea. Wrap it in a bottle and send it to me, the witchy gals can (the witchy gals can) [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* I swear...by the scumble and the tea and the wotchers... [witches] SonyaFX wisps: *sings* The chances of anything coming from wotchers are a million to one.... of course, they come! [witches] Helena wisps: *sings* i'm forever singing wotchers... pretty wotcher on the talker [witches] Anya wisps: *sings* Turn the clock to zero, startin' up a Brand New Wotcher... Alleya Halliwell Wotchering all day long