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(Priests) Poyat wisps: P E S T O, P E S
T O, P E S T O, and pesto was his name Oh!
(cre) Shabree: what is a good karaoke
starter? something that will sound energetic, etc?
(cre) mONet: sing a sarah mclachlan song
(cre) Drakkos: You should sing Tom's Diner.
(cre) Shabree: ooh, ow does that go
(cre) Drakkos: Do do do do do dodo do do do dododo do do do do do
(cre) Drakkos: Do do do do do dodo do do do dododo do do do do do
(cre) Shabree: drakkos
(cre) Drakkos: What? It's a great song.
(cre) Shabree: youy made my speech program perform an illegal
operation error :P
--Some people read to the blind, Drakkos tortures them.
(newbie) Suze newbie-told: how do
i take stuff off a dead troll???
(newbie) Ibblek newbie-told: 'get
all from maelin'
(newbie) Ibblek newbie-told: (ok
it's really 'get all from corpse')
(cre) Chugabolt: Redbacks are OK
spiders. They are small and bite people on their genitals mostly
--Um, what would constitute "not OK" then?
(cre) Dogbolter: Monet, Leeda! Report to
my workroom for lezbosnog0x0ring!
(Priests) Thoin wisps: Mmm, bitter..I'll
tell, you don't get decent bitter oldbies these days. Now in my
day you got *real* bitter oldbies.
--I bet he had to code uphill both ways to find them, too.
(cre) Wobin: Dutch wives -are- pillows
that suck =P Or at least are shaped encouragingly, and have
suitable holes
-Remind me not to get married in the Netherlands.
[Camembert enters Discworld (xx.xxx.xx.xx) Duplicate: ritzbitz]
(cre) Sightblinder hides behind Gin.
(cre) Gin hides behind Sightblinder
(cre) Kana peers.
(cre) Kana: How do they *do* that?
(cre) Gin: Yoga.
Volcom wisps that he sighs at the
"CodeBreaxOr" thingie in Madame's title thingy
Volcom wisps: Saffra's I mean
Volcom wisps: My day was just screwed
--Well, have a nice day to you too.
(Priests) Terano wisps: Hey everyone, do
rituals still work?
--Terano inspires confidence amongst the troops
(cre) Gin: People who live on glass fields shouldn't tap dance.
[Right after a crash]
You tell Presto: I thought it was about
time for a crash.
Presto tells you: last thing I saw was: (cre) Ceres just found
his first bug in code he doesn't understand :)
--Submitted by Fevvling
(newbie) Conaita newbie-told: i
ma in anke morpork, how do i choos ma class?
(newbie) Ceres newbie-told: is that
the australian equivalent of redneck speak?
(newbie) Conaita newbie-told: WHERE
IS DA BROOCH???
(newbie) Ceres newbie-told: IN DA
NEWBIE AREA!!!
(Apex) Elauna wisps: 'options combat cowardice = {none|some|custard}'
[During recurring problems with the combat system]
Terano announces: Combat is being worked
on. PS: I hate you all.
(Apex) Elessar wisps: What's the area
code for Lethe? :)
(Apex) Fevvling wisps: I can't remember. :(
--It helps if you know your mythology...
Presto wisps: I cat'n types out teh rite
wrods becaues my fingars are possessed by the gosts of dead
hax0rs and fyl across teh keybroad liek LASAR BAEMS!!!!
Fevvling wisps: That would've been great, Presto, except you
managed to spell "possessed" correctly.
Taffyd d'Licious exclaims to you: I have
a song for you!
Taffyd d'Licious tells you: Provatakya flokota, din din din, din
din din
Taffyd d'Licious tells you: aspra, mavra, kastana, din din din,
din din din
Taffyd d'Licious tells you: voskoun pera sta livadya
Taffyd d'Licious tells you: kesta prasina hortarya, din din din,
din din
din, din din din
Taffyd d'Licious tells you: (is that actually Greek?)
--Submitted by Siel, to show how good Taffyd is at foreign
tongues.
(liaison) Nate: Me are dyslexic Borg. You ass will be laminated.
Revol tells you: well, you know what
it's like. Women are too bitchy so i've just started growing my
hair so i can stare at the slim brunette in the mirror :)
--Revol feels more able to be modest than before.
Revol tells you: yup, i plan ahead and send 6 hours setting up a mudlib... yet i can't make the toilet in time
-- ...
(cre) Rhinehold rolls his eyes
(cre) Ceres rolls his nose.
(cre) Jeanne rolls her ears.
(cre) Keil: Ouch.
(cre) Saffra rolls her tongue.
(cre) Saffra: (Someone had to.)
(cre) Ceres rolls Saffra's tongue. :)
--I think this is when I stopped being afraid of Ceres. :) Well, that and the London mudmeet, but this really hammered it in.
(cre) Ceres: Mudding on dan rather's
face :)
--Isn't this a great mental image?
(inertia) Susannetta d'Almaviva:
Oh, incest is always good for a few minutes.
--Susannetta has a very demanding attention span.
(liaison) Wyvyrn: Did everyone hear that
Saffra has Legs of Freedom?
(liaison) Monet: they open and close at leisure?
(liaison) Wyvyrn: Interestingly, Saffra is the only cre
earmuffing liaison atm ;)
(liaison) Wyvyrn: I believe so. They're completely free to do as
you please.
--(a) This is all in context (b) I am never earmuffing (liaison) again.
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