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Maya wisps: In Queensland, it's not the
crocs or sharks or snakes or spiders you have to worry about,
it's the bloody cockroaches!
Curious wisps: That's not wholly true.
Curious wisps: If you're in Queensland, your first priority
should be escape.
--Oooooooooooooooooh
Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells Curious
Forestweaver and you: Just imagine a big hairy spider caressing
your nipples as you desperately fumble to undo your bra.
Curious Forestweaver tells Drakkos Wyrmstalker and you: They can
caress it with eight legs too.
--Boys
(cre) Siel: What would people say that
earmuff command was made more in-game.. eg you would need a pair
of ear wotsits or something to use it?
(cre) harri: muffs?
(cre) Dek: You could store them at the bottom of a lake, and
you'd have to do the muff-diving quest to get them...
--*groan*
Drakkos Wyrmstalker asks you: KaSandra wisps: How do I get the tour operator to send me to klk; Latazum wisps: Buy yourself a large cardboard box, write 'Klatch' on it, and climb inside when he's not looking.; KaSandra wisps: where do I get a box?
(cre) Drakkos: I like the lord references tho'. It always amuses me when I hear about Pinkfish or Ceres falling in love with an elderly drag queen. :-P
(forn) Calroth: I was wearing the grass skirt. And the bra. They whistled at me. The skirt was pink. *rant*
--Calroth tries to fit in in Forn
(cre) Vashti mutters. Who killed all the
dwarves?
(cre) Katrina: Well, Sleepy just didn't wake up one day... Grumpy
got into an argument with a troll who didn't like his
attitude.Sneezy's head exploded - very tragic. Dopey actually
took Snow White's advice to take a long walk off a short pier,
the poor idiot. Happy was tripping a little too much, and walked
right into traffic. Bashful got himself shot by some angry
redneck after sleeping with said redneck's wife, and Doc's obgyn
practice got blown up by protesters after he started doing
abortions...
(cre) Katrina: Last I heard, Prince Charming turned out to be a
bitch-slapping pimp daddy, and Snow White was hooking on
streetcorners for pocket change.
--Katrina loses it
You tell Starr d'Licious: I think Peter
Jackson needs to invent a reason for Legolas to have his shirt
off in the next movie.
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--Pretty elf...so pretty...
You exclaim to Drakkos Wyrmstalker: Wait
till you crack the human genome code...they'll be crawling at
your feet!
Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells you: I cracked the code... it's
actually umanhay enonegay odecay.
--Akkosdray, oyhay onderway
Maya wisped: can you get suspended for
multiplying?
BFG wisped: If you multiply with the wrong people then the High
Lords get angry.
BFG wisped: Part of their eugenics experiments.
(cre) Curious: Being in a 70 person
"conga-hump" at a RHPS performance proved that.
(cre) Curious: Move out of time with the other 69, and they run
you over like an orphan under a garbage truck.
--Curious, Master of Metaphor
Aerk wisps: I hear Playing with your volen makes you go blind!
Tubby wisps: soffee! strongness and coffee in the one packet. 1 cup of soffee effects your bladder as 20 cups of coffee would. soffee can be used as a laxitive, poison, mafia torture system and even a glue! soffee is in stores today. buy a bottle of soffee today and get a bottle of poopooffee free!!
(cre) Dogbolter: My New Year's resolution is 1280 x 1024
(code) Dogbolter: What happened to the
French Polisher?
(code) Dogbolter: He just varnished.
(liaison) LeeDa: Player X tells you
"I cant get my corpse! will you help me?" You tell
Player X "no I cant sorry, You have to get your friends to
help"
(liaison) LeeDa: "Player X tells you "Will you be my
friend?"
--Leeda, liaison to the lonely
(intergossip) Zeratul@Haven:
"What would [you] do to pop britney spear's cherry?"
(intergossip) Tigran@Lima Bean: a
long pointy stick.
--Ouch!
(intergossip) Duuk@Haven: No,
Bunny is "witless" on i3.
(intergossip) Duuk@Haven: Closely
related to having wit, in that it is the exact opposite.
Fevvling tells you: Thalasso D'alfin
tells you: Remember, you are a Bishop, you can only move
Diagonally.
> whois fevvling
That is Mother Fevvling the Bishop of Gufnork, Fluffernutter,
Expert Balancer.
--Indeed.
(cre) Starr: my sister accidently dyed
her hair blonde :P
(cre) Starr: and she got stuck in the thighmaster at the gym
today
(cre) Wobin: rofl
(cre) Starr: how I miss mocking her when she is away :P
(cre) Sightblinder: lol
(cre) LeeDa: rofl :p
(cre) Wobin: How can you get stuck? =OP
(cre) Starr: well
(cre) Sightblinder: Unless you are seriously large to start
with...
(cre) Starr: she was in the machine, so I snuck around the back
and doubled the weight, and her legs flew open and were held
there and she couldnt get out to hit me for laughing hysterically
:P
(cre) Starr: at least her pants didnt split *snickers*
(cre) Sightblinder: rofl
(cre) LeeDa: you're terrible Muriel :P
(cre) Starr: so I had to hold one leg in for her so she could get
out, and then she walked funny ;)
(cre) Starr: bah, Im not horrible, shes going away for a year to
china, I have to put together a years worth of torment in two
weeks :)
--We all become glad we're not related to Starr
(cre) Taffyd: There is a new Gay Sydney
newspaper called the "Sydney Organ".
(cre) Taffyd: Which organ, you have to ask.:P
(newbie) Bakh: Uh.. let's say I'm
in jail.
(newbie) Karek: OK, let's say that
(newbie) Karek: You're in jail :)
(newbie) Noda: Oh, you bad person.
You'll have to wait it out :)
(newbie) Hufte: I'm willing to go
with that assumption.
(newbie) Bakh: Right. Well.. how do
I get out?
(newbie) Hufte: In due course (like
20 minutes) they'll let you out.
(newbie) Bakh: Ah. Righto. Thanks.
(newbie) Karek: You don't. It's a
gaol. You're suppose to languish
(newbie) Terry: or you could try and
get someone to bail you out, or pick the lock :)
(newbie) Karek: actually,
languishing can be great fun :)
(newbie) Karek: or, if you have a
spoon, you can start a tunnel.
(newbie) Noda: That's actually how
the game ends. You'll have to make another character now. That's
why oldbies always kill officers of the watch before they can be
seen doing any mischief. *nodnods*
(newbie) Hufte: Noda is not being
stritly accurate. In fact, not at all accurate.
(newbie) Ducky: 'not at all
accurate' sounds so much nicer than 'lying through his teeth'
(newbie) Noda: I'm sorry. It's late.
I should leave before I convince everybody to refresh :)
(newbie) Bakh: What about my dog?
(newbie) Karek: what about the
drains in hackney?"
--Our newbiehelpers are always so...helpful
Eldric wisps that he points at Pinkfish
(hiding).
Eldric wisps that he points at Terano (insane).
Eldric wisps that he points at Twiggy (holding a chainsaw).
Vermillion d'Deridex tells you: *laugh*
Well, you're only here for a couple of nights, you could only get
to second base anyway
Vermillion d'Deridex tells you: second date. second date.
--Vermillion gets in trouble
You tell Rolodex: I can assure you,
"mount" is not going to happen.
Rolodex Watch tells you: I know, it's what you do to horses ;)
Rolodex Watch tells you: er...let me try again :P
You tell Rolodex: Well, that too.
You laugh hysterically at Rolodex.
Rolodex Watch tells you: What you're
supposed to do to horses :P
You tell Rolodex: Stop digging, you'll never get out.
--Now Hurukan gets himself in trouble (asking for a new "mount" soul)
Trouble and a cabbage arrive from the east.
Fevvling tells you: bah, there isn't a "Me" option in the CNN "Who should be heir to the British throne?" poll.
Armourking wisps: Sunny Day
Armourking wisps: Farmin' the prey away
Armourking wisps: On my way to where the blood is sweet
Armourking wisps: Can you tell me how to get,
Armourking wisps: How to get to Filigree Street
Armourking wisps: Come and slay
Armourking wisps: Everything A-OK
Armourking wisps: Un-friendly neighbours there
Armourking wisps: That's where there's meat
Armourking wisps: Can you tell me how to get
Armourking wisps: How to get to Filigree Street
(Playtesters) Tannah wisps: It sounds like a Church that the parents of a friend of mine from highschool used to run... until they were busted for tax evasion since the prostitution charges never stuck.
--And they say religion is dead
You tug on Taffyd d'Licious's voonerables in a desperate
attempt to get some attention.
> Squelch.
--Submitted by Our Tannah as an example of how to treat your Lords
[team sux0r] Matrim: we are all comfortable with homosexual overtones in the up the yin yang family :P
(newbie) Dakilla: what is better
a mail skirt or miniskirt?
(newbie)
Ceres: depends on your legs. :)
You ask Terano .NET: You turned
off...WET LESBIANS to watch FOOTY?
Terano .NET tells you: well, there are plenty of wet lesbians on
the internet.. :P
Terano .NET tells you: Footy is only on TV
--Terano is an okka Aussie
Xavius wisps: And Pinkfish said, "Let there be text!" and the multitudes cried out, "Bugge!"
Volen de Sade tells you: you know why
Aussies drink XXXX? cos they can't spell beer:)
Volen de Sade tells you: you know Jesus wasn't born in Australia?
they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
(cre) Presto: I wonder... do they take
away your 'quit' command when you become a lord now? *pokes
people in the idle*
(cre) Presto: ;)
> on
Visible:
Taffyd (idle: 06:43:03)(T).
Invisible:
Drakkos (idle: 08:20:43)(D), Kaylar(C), Pinkfish (idle: 03:24:08)(T), Presto(S), Saffra(C), Sousjagne (idle:
03:40)(C)
and Wodan (idle: 05:59:25)(T).
> cre I think they just like flaunting their idle times at us.
:)
Pinkfish shouts: Oh no! I have to crash the driver now!
(Segmentation fault)
--It's always Presto's fault
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the
Froglok and you: *unplugs her brain*
Delta the Froglok tells Fevvling O'Blivious and you: Live from
the East Coast, Fevvling Unplugged! *cheers*
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the Froglok and you: *sniggers*
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the Froglok and you: *into
microphone* This one's for all the fans who've asked me why I
never wrote a love song.
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the Froglok and you: *sings* I
love yooooooooooou
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the Froglok and you: *sings* like
I love cheeeeeeese
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the Froglok and you: You're not
as good on pizzaaaaa
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the Froglok and you: But your hot
bod makes me say pleeeeeza
Asherah wisped: awww, you mean you
aren't going to ruin [Gone With The Wind] for everyone? Sek will
be dissappointed in you.
Sekkite wisped: well, it would be bad if creators who wanted to
wait for the movie to come out heard me say the huge spoiler
Shabree wisped: then ruin "gone with the wind for us"
Fevvling wisped: Rhett and Ashley move to Idaho and raise sheep
together.
Asherah wisped: 'Franky, my dear, I don't give a damn.'
Saffra wisped: The North wins.
Delta wisped: Damn, I had fifty bucks on the South in the second
round
Fevvling wisped: the South is taking a dive!
Saffra wisped: Bull Run II: Stone-"Cold Steve"-wall
Jackson Gets Even
--Fevvling made me put up my own quote, I swear. :)
Arene wisps: I've got thirty-seven
creators in my pocket.
Fevvling wisps: I thought you were just happy to see me.
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the
Froglok and you: Where are you two? :)
Delta the Froglok tells Fevvling O'Blivious and you: The ferry
stop in CWC :)
You tell Delta the Froglok and Fevvling O'Blivious: Sugar Lane.
Fevvling O'Blivious tells Delta the Froglok and you: Wow, I don't
know where sugar lane is :p
You tell Delta the Froglok and Fevvling O'Blivious: Heh heh! I am
Teh Best Explorar.
You tell Delta the Froglok and Fevvling O'Blivious: It's off
Jui-Pi Lane.
Fevvling O'Blivious exclaims to Delta the Froglok and you: Oh
gods, how embarrassing - I WROTE Sugar Lane!
You ask Delta the Froglok and Fevvling O'Blivious: WHAT?????????
You tell Delta the Froglok and Fevvling O'Blivious: *rofl*
You tell Delta the Froglok and Fevvling O'Blivious: *rofl*
You tell Delta the Froglok and Fevvling O'Blivious: *rofl*
Delta the Froglok tells Fevvling O'Blivious and you: *giggles*
Venerable Fevvling O'Blivious dies
of embarassment in your general direction.
--Fevvling clearly enjoyed her time as a CWC cre
(apex) Volen wisped: Great scott!
Delta wisped: I always hear about Great Scott... what ever
happened to Merely Mediocre Scott anyway?
Volen wisped: Eaten for food on that mountain by a rugby team
when they crash lande:(
Hinge wisped: well, there was Plain Every-Day Scott, but he had
an operation and now lives under the name of "Mildly
Surprising Susan"
hmmm.. well if you like I'll start wearing pants :P
--A generous ICQ from Terano
(cre) Sousjagne: X asks you: Hi, sorry
to bother you but do you know if making a mud game costs
anything? Or anything that will help me with making mud games?
(cre) Elbor: Answer: It costs you your job, your friends, your
life and your pension :-P
(Apex) Elessar wisps: Fevvling has more
sexual jokes than anyone around here, and I'm the one getting
beat on! :D
(Apex) Fevvling wisps: hur hur hur, you said beat
(Apex) Storm wisps: Maelin, you are
hereby found guilty of killing a conversation. Your punishment is
soddamy by camel.
(Apex) Maelin wisps: For -free-?
(Apex) Hurukan wisps: And if anyone
tries to feed me pills I will bite their hand off. :P
(Apex) Alluric wisps: oh dont worry, they dont go in the mouth
Noda wisped: Reix: Not true, my cousin's
a "refugee" from there, lived in New Jersey for a year
or two :)
Reix wisped: well yeah if you lived in new jersey you WOULD wanna
leave :P
Reix wisped: I don't expect anyone to first step into the country
off of a plain take a deep breath and go "AHhhhhh
Newark!"
--Aaaahhhh, Newark!
Mythica wisped: I like child cheesecake
with raspberries.
Mythica wisped: CHILLED
--It's the protein diet, really
(Discult) Saffra d'Licious: I just noticed there's a thief named Enron. Hee hee.
--Fevvling made me put this up. :)
To the east, Sokkard yells: Woo hoo! FuzzyNuts has no underwear on!
Presto wisps: how useful! I got the
penis enlargement spam mail and the breast enlargment spam mail
on the same night.
Reix wisps: You've got a party ahead of you, Presto!
Xavius wisps: Wow Presto, now you'll be the hit of the party!
Marzipan wisps: Well, y'know...If you happen to be trassexual...
Presto wisps: I may never have to leave the house
> whois midvalley
That is Blessed Midvalley Bluesummers the High Priest of Pishe,
Sek, Gapp, Fish, and Hat, A Member of RVC, Natty Dresser.
--Best use of a title changer
Iggy wisps: where IS the tourism office?
Spineshank wisps that he holds his hands up defensivly
Yalpf wisps: In the forest.
Iggy wisps: which forest?
CrimsonRed wisps: its been burnin' since the worlds been turnin
Aerk wisps: The forest with the powr.
Fev wisps: What power?
Aerk wisps: The power of voodoo!
Fev wisps: Who do?
Iggy wisps: powr, eh?
Aerk wisps: You do!
Fev wisps: Do what?
You high five Aerk Le'Zatapathique.
Indoky wisps: Power of the babe :P
--Only on Discworld...
Tasslehoff wisped: I bed two weasels.
Tasslehoff wisped: Bid even :P
The poor tramp asks in Djelian: Who will
help me?
The mischievous child says in Djelian: The green parts of the
pasture are made from blue.
The scorpion says in Djelian: Sorry, poor tramp I cannot help
you.
The suspicious-looking man says in Djelian: After the magic has
gone away, there is only.
The grizzled Ephebian mercenary says in Djelian: Sorry, poor
tramp I cannot help you.
--It's a cruel world.
(newbie) Groove: Which guilds can I joinin Bes Pelaric?)
(newbie) T
affyd: Have you considered going under the knife and becoming a
professional eunuch?
(newbie) Groove:
I indeed have. Just tell me where to sign up.
(newbie) Taffyd:
Visit the Groin and Associated Wobbly Bit Processing Plant 1B in
Sum Dim for "reassignment".
(discult) Taffyd d'Licious: hm reminds me of my task for this weekend: rewrite death.
Elessar wisps: Although for me, it never worked until I rubbed it for like 5 minutes :P
(Two) Shigeru wisps: You know you're on the disc when you see somebody pull an eyeball out of his belt and you know why he's doing that.
Eldric wisped: 'course, our national
bird is a bit odde.....I mean, you ever seen a goose made
entirely out of jello?
Flit wisped: You think they look funny, you should see them
trying to mate.
Reix wisps: You ever hear the saying
your dream job is only a phone call away?
Reix wisps: I've started making random phone calls "Hello?
Is this a chocolate factory run by big breasted hookers?"
Reix wisps: But it's not wroking :/
(Witches) Keb wisps: Pull up a chair and call the cat somethin' nice.
--Just for a change, you know.
(Apex) Volen wisps: australian is easy to translate. it's like english only whiny:)
(Priests) Pthag wisps: Apart from hamburgers who like other hamburgers, instead of... whatever the female equivversion of hamburgers *is*, has he been saying an ything else worthy of a dry sponge?
--Er, wot?
(cre) Sasquatch spreads his arms and
make aeroplane noises whilst running around the room
(cre) Kili: Sasquatch, you foker.
--*groan*
[duck <killed by madcowdzyze>]
[squeak the mouse <killed by madcowdzyze>]
--Someone didn't wash their shoes after traveling from England.
(Playtesters) Ibblek wisps: The requests I get. >X tells you: if I mailed you my genitals could you Delude and enchant them?
--What, no dinner and a movie first?
Aristootle wisped:
Lip-lap-a-doo-wop-a-wop-bam-boom? He's not new. He's been around
since the 50's :)
Sylveria wisped that she worships Warrax.
Fevvling wisped: I'm so glad I'm a priest of Rama-lama-ding-dong!
Aristootle wisped: Ooo. Eee. Ooo. Aaa. Ding. Dang!
Fevvling wisped: Hail Sh-boom!
Sylveria wisped: Ugh, you don't worship Rama-lama-ding-dong, do
you? You should worship Doo-wop-she-bang-bang instead!
Lucky wisped: doo-wop-abee-bop-a-rop-bang-boom, TOOTY FRUITY,
AWWWHH ROOTY!
Cherri wisps: But if people would stop
and think for a moment, and quit trying to play god, would there
be a point for it all?
Fevvling wisps: I tried to play God, but they said I was too
short for the role.
Jabberwock wisps: My name is Bond....
Stock, Bond
Fevvling wisps: Ah, the Spy Who Diversified My Investment
Portfolio.
--I just can't stop with the Fevvling quotes...
(cre) Lucere: but.. maybe a little bit of bestiality.... mixed with appliance love..
(Priests) Hurukan wisps: I'm not one for licking exotic things. At least not without researching into them a bit!
Dek Demoniq tells you: (cre) Koryn: Then
you can go back to, say, the Renaissance (English) and
homosexuality as a concept doesn't really exist, but the concept
of a quick fumble with a bloke happened lots and wasn't really
disapproved of terribly.
Dek Demoniq tells you: (cre) Arienne: Then there's the
commonly-held opinion of the ancient Greeks and their leetle
boys.
Dek Demoniq asks you: (cre) Dek: You mean like Siel and
Goldenthread?
(cre) Taffyd: A runtime error occured in
the file "/w/taffyd/public_html/secure/oscars", logged
to /w/taffyd/runtime.
(cre) Taffyd: bugger :p
(cre) Dasquian: Uhoh
(cre) Dasquian: Please tell me it's not fucked ;p
(cre) Dasquian: Unfuck it Taff! UNFUCK!
(cre) Drakkos: Oh, I am unwell. I am
ILL. I am SICK.
(cre) Sasquatch: no, that's me
(cre) Drakkos: And it only happened in the past twenty minutes.
(cre) Sasquatch: oh, that's not me
(cre) Sasquatch: I hope you didnt catch it from me
(cre) Drakkos: Well, I hear about all these computer viruses.
(cre) Sasquatch breathes on Drakkos
(cre) Drakkos: But I always put a condom over my monitor.
(Witches) Augusta wisps: They should call me coffee cause I GRIND SO FINE.
You tell LilBlue: One all! Ireland vs.
Cameroon!
You boingy around Magistrate Lilblue.
LilBlue tells you: to who?
--Submitted by Carmine, as proof of LilBlue's attention span.
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