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Tue Jan 4 03:15:44 2000: siel killed by a lovely cuddly toy with an
explosive temper <rhinehold>
Tue Jan 4 03:19:14 2000: rue killed by rue (with a call)
Tue Jan 4 03:20:02 2000: dogbolter killed by a lovely cuddly toy with an
explosive temper <rhinehold>
Tue Jan 4 03:20:18 2000: anni killed by a lovely cuddly toy with an
explosive temper <rhinehold>
Tue Jan 4 03:20:20 2000: angora killed by a lovely cuddly toy with an
explosive temper <rhinehold>
Tue Jan 4 03:21:12 2000: wobin killed by wobin (with a call)
Tue Jan 4 03:22:05 2000: wenda killed by a lovely cuddly toy with an
explosive temper <rhinehold>
--Poor morale? Nahhhhhhhh.
(cre) Rue: well here's a big surprise: Your score on Extraversion is low,
indicating you are introverted, reserved, and quiet. You enjoy solitude and
solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close
friends.
(cre) Rue: imagine that
(cre) Jeremy: Rue? Quiet?
(cre) Wobin: Reserved?
(cre) Saffra: Well, reserved makes sense for a librarian. :)
(cre) Pinkfish: It is the librarian thing. She keeps reserving herself.
(cre) Wobin: I'm sorry... Someone has already borrowed Rue for the
day...Would you like to make a reservation?
(cre) Valentijn: does she get checked out a lot by the guys at the library
as well?
(cre) Rue: I hope I generate a lot of fines at least :)
(cre) Jeremy checks out Rue's dewey decimals.
(cre) Taffyd: Under new government guidelines, people with BMIs of to 29.9 are
considered overweight
(cre) Taffyd: Your score: 29.7
(cre) Taffyd: hmmm. :P
(cre) Rue feels Taffyd up
(cre) Rue: ack!
(cre) Rue: feeds Taffyd up
(cre) Rue: feeds feeds :P
(cre) Tannah: Ahem. Off my head, that is. My ears do not have ears of their own. They are not recursive like my buttocks.
Kayl wisps: then how do you make a tablet into a powder so it can be drinkable
in a liquid?
Pasta wisps: You cant
Narf: Intense conculdration can be found within my pants.
Ibblek: you could try grinding it.
--Such unfortunate timing...
Could not find any help on 'nipples'. Perhaps you are looking for impale.
--As posted by Shrike
[dyffat killed by seith <PLAYER>]
(newbie) Jerix: Is it against the law to run
through the city naked? :)
--The sad truth is it will make you more popular
[lag killed by confusion <PLAYER>]
--I know how it must feel
(cre) Laurana: perhaps, I've only been driving for 10 hrs and I haven't typed
more than a few sentences in a week, so I'm rather fluffy atm ;-)
Rue tells Shrike, Twiggy Forestweaver and you: I'm going to crimp Chow's
genitalia. One moment
--Okie-dokie
[hook killed by crocodile <Klatch> crocodile
<Klatch>]
--Tick...tick...tick...
Eleusis Malencontri asks you: I don;t think I'm thin
enought o be a seamstress?
(newbie) Violence arrives on Discworld for the
first time!
--Somehow, I really don't think so
The March mudmeet:
Que: No, don't paint on me! Eeeeek!
--They all submit sooner or later
Akasha: Watch out for the cleavage, it bounces!
--Because you never know when there'll be breasts...anywhere
Que: There are four penises in this room right now.
--Always ready to itemize
(cre) Anni: I must go.... *is a good lickle student*
(newbie) Halo: When a message comes in yellow
is that good?
--Newbie helpers are always so helpful.
(cre) Exote points to his currently-repaired "I'm normal" sigm.
--Everyone torturing Exote as usual
(cre) Drakkos: Ooooh! You're 'oral'! Oooh, I have a job for you!
--Drakkos specifically torturing Exote as usual
I personally feel that you haven't lived until Saffra's painted your body.
--As posted by Akasha. Woo-hoo!
Calis wisps: Could not find any help on 'breasts'. Perhaps you are looking for
creators.
--Help?
Fortesque wisps: nothing is as phallic as a proper spear :)
--Let me guess...you're a Freudian psychologist?
The small mottled dog eats the human nose.
--Them wizzies will eat anything.
[Dewbie enters Discworld (209.249.182.141) Duplicate:
que ]
--Jeremy assuming too much from Archana.
(cre) Que chuckles. I have the large one :)
--The Boys of Discworld, Part 2
Nicodemos tells you: you have yet to experience the full power of a quiltwork
pattern influx with the cybernoid patters indicative of a lucent paranoid
cyber personality 's nranting quiltwork 's frameless p[~tterns :)
--I should certainly hope not.
(cre) Oaf: Read the boards I really must, but also must I spread my lust :P
--I am the Lorax, I speak for the cres!
Hurukan wisped: A trollop wiggles bits of her anatomy
in your direction.
(cre) illusion: what other beasts of burden will there be in hunghung?
--Lords get so much respect
[witches] Jyna wisped: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
would chuck wood?
--Intellectual discourse, witchy style
Dogbolter wisps: Beer, anyone?
--This is not, repeat *not*, a good thing to read when you first wake up.
[two] Exobe wisps: *clears his throat* Doooo....your newbies hang low can you
swing
them to and fro, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?
Que wisps: Mount up, shave your womble, spank it hard, rawhide!
--Wicked Wombles of the Wild West
Chowmein tells you: I'm just in it for the 14 inch purple penis :P
--Submitted by Anavrin
Hufte wisps: And clarence is my love child from a
liaison with a newbie.
--The truth comes out!
(newbie) Wolp: is this true that if you go in
guild of thives is a place full of rats
--Guild bashing Part 1
BioHazard wisps: Im looking for a large bag
--Guild bashing Part 2
Baines wisped: you lie karek, you aren't a person... you are just a cat
sleeping on someone keyboard
--404 Error: "Karek" not found
Arcane wisps: it should be legal as long as the corpse consents
--It's probably illegal in most states anyway
Nasty Little Gruper tells you:"Stroke nipples, not guns" is my new warcry
*nodnod*
--Sometimes you can only nod and smile
(cre) Rue: well, there's another fine conversation that Jeremy has killed :)
--Why I never get any homework done
Tannah tells Rue and you: You can always tell his code. Nipples everywhere.
--Tannah describing *ahem* an anonymous creator
(cre) Mansarde: any lords lurking?
--Worrisome that this is already being discussed in April
(newbie) Incest arrives on Discworld for the
first time!
--Not true, I married my sister
(cre) Taffyd: To avoid killing anyone I shall now be visible. :P
(cre) Sousjagne: Sounds riveting. :)
--We so rarely are, dearie
Tannah tells you: I was curious how big a container suitable for holding
liquids I'd need to put something really big in and how big containers around
are, so I duped 'buckets in everyone'.
--I'll never tell, never! And neither will Shrike!
[thieves] Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Help! I'm being attacked by Mad, at north
end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum!
--Clarence de Q'Ta in his endless, Data-esque struggle for humanity.
Touching, really. Submitted by Chowmein.
Gagoi wisped: presto doll for sale 15 royals
(cre) Eboin: fewd!
--In one stroke Eboin devours all the sashimi on the Disc
Rukh tells you: Could you crimp me please?
--Word must be getting around
[guests killed by woman <Am>]
--Read all about it! She didn't even serve tea, read all about it!
Tannah tells Rue and you: To be honest, I put the
lamp in my knickers... but I didn't like the way that might sound on cre.
;P
--Liar liar, pants on fire
(cre) Taffyd: Mm, contrary to popular belief, Alleya, I am not always grumpy
and nasty.
(cre) Gruper: Ahem. While lesbians in baths is a very interesting topic, I
wonder if we could concentrate on the private variable thingy for a few
seconds?
--Gruper expects too much from us
Taarna asks you: do we have a boy in there now?
--What's even better is we're talking about the massage parlour boy
(cre) MiKasa: lets leave the other vowels alone please :p
--No no, she said *V*owel
(cre) Laurana: or something like that... its techno, and its 2am, so if it
doesn't make sense, ask Sin
(cre) Taffyd: "Wix was one of the first American commercial tampons, starting
at least a year before Tampax (1936). Tampax bought the company later in the
decade. Wix had no insertion device, something that Tampax developed.;"
(cre) Taffyd: A box of wix was nine inches long.
(cre) Drakkos: Just wait until I sneeze and they shoot out like champagne
corks, Saffra.
--You don't even want to know what he's referring to.
--Honesty is the best policy.
[caesar killed by stupidly forgetting that he is not an
assassin <Guilds>]
--Too bad about the 12 who did get him in the Senate.
Chowmein shaves your womble.
Elessar Ookerton and Chowmein pulls you over.
--The Boys of Disworld Part 3
Shrike tells you: mm... i'm beating turrican now :P
Baines wisps: the cre channel is pg-13 rated, but inhabited by people who
speak as if they snuck in to the movie ;)
[witches] Dishrag wisps: "You wear the sexy lace teddy." "You feel hot."
[Reality enters Discworld] --That'll be the day *snort*
[apex] Yukk wisps: I just used my balcony all winter. Then when spring came
and all the yellow snow melted, it wasn't my problem anymore
Vampiro wisped: .....why does Augusta have a homepage on Tim Tams?
--Simple question, simple answer
Lakitu wisps: although no matter how sucky, i have no qualms about licking the
bowl clean :D
Kitiana D'justice rubs something.
--Better not to ask sometimes
The door grows legs and runs away.
--Cold gets the ultimate rejection
Evening wisps: > You accuse Taffyd d'Licious of trans-gender ageing
apparatus. > You feel quite warm.
[village idiot killed by wishes <PLAYER >]
--If only it were that simple in real life...
(cre) Taffyd draws on Jaffe's head with marker pen.
(cre) Drakkos: I hear it's lovely this time of year.
--How to tell you mud too much
(cre) Rue: look! A monkey!
(cre) Drakkos: AFK! Mad About You!
(cre) Pinkfish plugs Saffra into a computer and uses her to plot CAD diagrams.
(cre) Pinkfish: No underwear... Hmmm :)
[kaa killed by drinking one too many fruit juices
<Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one
too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices
<Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one
too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices
<Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one
too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices
<Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one
too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices
<Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one
too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices
<Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one
too many fruit juices <Klatch> drinking one too many fruit juices
<Klatch>] --Now that's a drinking problem.
Note #37 by Wix posted at Mon May 1 08:37:35 2000
*whines*
I thought you were going to post more spiffy quotes from Pulp
Fiction... oh well... I'll try...
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiix! :)
--As posted on the liaison board
[Saffra leaves Discworld]
--So sorry!
Tiberious wisps: apparently, my ass doesn't exist
[assassins] FreakChylde wisps: Guawoz closed
--The varying levels of guild support
You tell Tannah and Drakkos Wyrmstalker: Only on to read flame, then time to
sleep as I didn't last night. :)
(cre) Taffyd: Often Rue and I have detailed conversations about how much our
bladders can hold.
(cre) Archana: what? snot? thats not at all interesting, the least you can do
is talk about stomach disorders and projectile vomiting
(cre) Pinkfish: You even got that idea about doing plaster casts of your wifes
breasts off your chest :)
Shrike tells you: damn, now i'm never gonna sleep, what with all the visions
of udders dancing in my poor head.
You ask Mistress Akasha de Nada and Eboin L'Femmes: So we can shove
watermelons in his mouth, perhaps?
(cre) Jeremy: I'm bored and my butt is singing. Maybe I should just go to
bed.
Taarna tells you: gotta go pick up my brain
--You should have put it somewhere safe...
Furiosus wisps: oh well it's not everyday they fuck the whole population of
thedisc
--What unfortunate timng, Part 2
You tell Dryade d'Deridex, Chowmein and Mad Anni Mezumiiru exclaiming: Okay,
gnight all!
(cre) Tannah: Presto's Wand O' Sex, and Shrike's Bucket O' Sex? Wot, do you
keep a trophy from each?
--Oh, you'd better believe it. :)
[witches] Wix wisps: You have a very disfunctioning-wossname!
(cre) Akasha: ready... --Akasha, Queen of the Singing Hair, Mistress of the Goo
(cre) Rue draws a small box around Noo Yawkahs
Note #31 by Myre posted at Wed May 10 12:53:05 2000
There are bugs all around me;)
--Myre playtesting a new bug spell
[playtesters] Drakkos wisps: Haiku netsexing / over public talker lines /
better
than a sheep
(cre) Triana: how can a bag be close fitting, anyway?
:P
[akasha killed by naked woman <Ram>]
--I knew it would happen to her sooner or later.
(cre) Peace: Twiggy?
--Submitted by Twiggy
(cre) Terano: Gah! How could I have been so blind?
--Submitted by Twiggy
(cre) Rue: I don't remember ever having a conversation with Taffyd about how
much our bladders can hold *blink*
--Rue reads my quote page at last.
(cre) Rue: I can't believe how long yours is
--She was talking about quote pages. Really.
(cre) Akasha searches for her turrican underewar
--Does it have fluffy bunny ears?
(cre) Presto: anyway, my wickie and I are going to bed.
(cre) Shrike: *whine* someone come clean my apartment.
--The Boys of Discworld, part 4
Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells you: Speaking of semens written in haiku, want a
copy
of a funny convo on cre a few days ago? :-)
--Drakkos gets confused so easily.
--The Mystical May Memorial Day Mudmeet
Birdy Snowfeet tells you: Hrm, mudmeet quotes? 'I need another drink.' -Var.
--Birdy's recollections of the meet
(cre) MiKasa adds 6 inches to Rhinehold and thinks he would do fine
--Mwahaha, my evil scheme is working. Submitted by Awful.
(cre) Noung: What could be better than twenty two sweaty men running
around a muddy field, eh?
--Submitted by Siel.
(cre) Dasquian: I'm going to keep going till I get a ruuude word :)
(cre) Ohdamn: What are people who like donkeys but have no credit card
supposed to do?
--Because asses don't take American Express.
(cre) Taffyd: I don't think we do Terano...
--Just so long as we agree.
On the way to the beach, we encounter agriculture...
Fevvers: Oh look, another dirt farm.
Callonis: Yes, that's what I want. I want 300 pounds of ass in my face.
--DC Discworld Does Delaware
[apex] SpaceCowGirl wisps: what we need, is a coat
command. "You coat Presto in slimy Taffyds."
--I'll write that right away....
[thieves] Grizz wisps: No, The Disc has no simple chicken eating machines so
the underside of the quest could not be made possible without the inverted
one-sided corpse.
Rue tells you: I swear.. penises are like dowsing rods.. they follow anything
wet
(cre) Mordant: Suddenly [Exote enters Discworld {invisible)] takes on a whole
new meaning...
--And the sexual harrassment continues...
Belgarion wisps: if no-oone knows whats wrong, how you know its stable?
--Submitted by Twiggy
(cre) MiKasa: send someone to me... I'm fresh from
the river and ready to take anything on :)
--Submitted by Twiggy
[playtesters] Chowmein wisps: Woo, my wife's gonna love this spell *beams* :P
--Chowmein gets disappointed
Tannah tells Topsy Turvity Frych and you: But the original mock has to mock
something else. An unsuccessful mock doesn't use the skills that mocking
mocking mocks. So to speak.
--How much mock could a mockmock mock...
[cwc] Eboin: it's soooo cold that their nipples
freeze and snaps off :P
--The real reason why CWC is still not done.
There were 5 cabbages standing outside the warriors
guild which had been there for a long time and weren't
going anywhere. They were covered in fleas too :P
--Ohdamn
--You know you've been mudding too long when this makes sense. As posted
on the liaison board.
(cre) Dek grinds up dried worms and sprinkles them into DogBolter's coffee.
--Aphrodisiac, indeed. Submitted by Dek.
(cre) Akane: 8 inches? the only thing I want at 8 inches is a sandwich
--Akane votes on whether size matters
(cre) Laurana: Ferago... trust me, lords and admin don't banish because they
get into an arguement
--Due to what, Laurana?
(cre) Gruper: Mmm...If I could have a beer right now, I'd ask for a very big
one.
Xellos wisps: It's like there's a party in my pants and everyone's coming!
--Submitted by SpaceCowGirl.
Dryade d'Deridex tells you: that one person must be a lucky one ;) rofl -
everyone running to that house to have sex...
--Submitted by Turvity as an example of Taken-Out-Of-Context-R-Us.
Sinos wisped: isnt it about time someone thought of some new things for the
lag to do?
(cre) Dogbolter: Wrap all family and friends in rubber suits, and lock them
indoors.
--Makes you wonder about Turvity's house...submitted by Awful.
SpaceCowGirl wisped: (ooo)
--Nipples: not just for creators anymore. Submitted by SpaceCowGirl.
Taffyd wisps: Getting naked with the trees is the key to success. :)
--Submitted by SpaceCowGirl.
(cre) Dogbolter: I'm really getting through them tonight.
--Creating, the only way to get some. Submitted by Dek.
(cre) Zagor: anyone wanna join Dead Parrot?
(cre) Twiggy: I heard the best quote on Triple J this morning. They were
saying one of the tennis players got "bounced out of the competition by a
challenging Swede."
On an inter-office memo I received this morning:
"Misuse of departmental asses (e.g. to view pornography)" --
--As posted on flame.
Shrike tells you: must...code...
--Shrike gets his hopes up
[assassins] Maelin wisped: Who makes the best tea?
(cre) Drakkos: Ventriloquism!
[playtesters] Hufte wisped: "I tried to figure out how to apply to be pt, but
I couldn't get it to save"
--How to tell you're not cut out for the job.
[playerkillers] Seraphim: this is the dead body of a human.;you cannot help
but
notice its squished and uplifted cleavage.
--At least it died happy.
[playerkillers] Seraphim wisped: You don't count, yer part cre =P
--Shrike gets a few things straight.
[one] Potshot wisped: What did I ever do to deserve a straightjacket?
:P
[one] Synister wisped: can you kill the basilisk with a quill?
[playerkillers] DcDhol wisped that he is a starving college student and would
eat a roommate if one exist.
--PncessAmy gets chewed up.
(cre) Siel: 's not my fault! I smell of oranges!
--Submitted by Pinkfish. Comments best left to the reader's imagination.
--jhn's signature. Creepy, isn't it?
(cre) Dek: Let's get this straight. You just made unbridled passionate love to
your new bride, and instead of staying in bed cuddling/murmuring sweet
nothings into her ear, you got up, went to your computer, and LOGGED ON TO
DISCWORLD????
--And he begged me not to put this up...*mwahahaha*
[one] Oscar: how do you make a description of yourself?
--PncessAmy tells it like it is.
(Witches) Josie wisps: wotcher!
--Why I love the witches guild!
Soxy wisps: what is felching
--Submitted by SpaceCowGirl. To learn what felching is, read the
frightening felching log provided by Drakkos (of course).
Igraine wisped: A lot of grapes, and soon you've got wine. *gibbers*
--Brighid makes the linguistic coup...
[priests] SamPedro: is anyone having rits stop in mid rit...not fail...just
stop :)
(cre) Valentijn: how many kangaroos fist in your bathtub?
--Submitted by Turvity.
(cre) Terano: Whine.. my 5 pages of debug spam is full of talk about ovulation
:P
--Submitted by Dek.
(cre) Drakkos: Everything is above my head. I'm like a two dimensional limbo
dancer.
(cre) Shaggy: x asks you: when do you think the sun in bad ass will go up?;
reply: You think the sun shines out of bad ass?
[two] Vrogg: (censored) asks you: If you think of the mended drum a lot, will
you TM your intelligence?
(cre) Taffyd: I had better go.
[assassins] Paun: I thought everything came with edible panties..
--Perfect timing!
[playtesters] Karek: Whast a shame... I was looking forward to 'Washing Line,
Samurai Warrior, Haddock, Pearl River, Bucket of Water, Empty Bottle, Dripping
Man" and all I got was "Squelch"
--Karek playtesting the rain in CWC...submitted by Twiggy
(Assassins) Shrike wisps: actually, I gagged myself for language, and then
repri
manded myself. When I told myself I wouldn't do it again and I was sorry, I
let me off the hook.
--Shrike the strict disciplinarian.
[one] Yuri: how can I change my relationship with someone
[one] Triana: The plot sickens... "Could not find any help on 'play'. Perhaps
you are looking for palm." :P
(cre) Taffyd checks his scrotum for ticks.
(cre) Rodion: Billions of bouncing breasts.
--The cre channel reverts to its usual level of maturity
Presto tells you: Long sword: $10 Enchanted helmet: $35 Floating shield
spell: $20 Effect on Constable Bluejohn: worthless
--Presto offers an idea for the Discworld
T-Shirts...
(cre) Rodion: I sent that to Presto. *beam* --The masses have spoken! *beam* (cre) Vairre: Quality sexually transmitted diseases are hard to come by
nowadays. :P
--Submitted by Dishrag
[Fartalot enters Discworld]
--Submitted by Twiggy (who presumably didn't find it appropos for her own
page...)
(cre) Twiggy: > America looks you up and down, checking out all your
weapons and armour.
(cre) Shrike: mm... five-foot afro.
--Submitted by Turvity
(cre) Sin: Cuchulainn is a gaelic hero whose height varies from story to
story.
One thing that's constant is that he lets his dick hang free, and it plows
furrows in the ground wherever he walks.
--Submitted by Dishrag
(cre) Taffyd: There's this guy standing two feet away in a suit with curly
hair
but short back and sides, with a stud earring in his left lobe and then a loop
in the cartlidge up the top. Nothing unusal. He just looks sutpid.
--Drakkos, the punning stud *duck*
(cre) Terano wanders down to "The Cross"
[one] Twiggy: I made a pine, or play on woods!
--Twiggy assures me this was entirely Shrike.
[one] Ibblek: Napalming? Like 'when i think about yew I torch myself?'
Twiggy Forestweaver tells you exclaiming: Without eyebrows, your forehead
will be cold!
Ryzist wisped: Actually, I'm wearing royal blue satin panties.
[one] Ibblek: It was roman but they got byzzy with it
--Ibblek strikes again!
Delta the Froglok tells Nanna Ibblek Ookerton, Thaxist, Ryzist
Le'Zatapathique
(hiding) and you: Well, an extra inch or two wouldn't hurt prolly.
--No comment...
(cre) Rywfol: How do you hold your liquor..? by the ears
--Rwyfol exhibits his class.
(cre) Drakkos: Besides, why would I want to have real sex when I had a
really fast internet connection.
(cre) Turvity: Rationale: You've got 1 second to remove your underwear.
It'll get torn.
--Submitted by Dishrag
(cre) Dishrag: ok then, how many pink-words beginning with C can we think of?
--Cres are so predictable.
[Aurelia: You call that cursing? In my day, we didn't even have cursing.
We
just had to swear, frequently and loudly. We didn't even have nasty swear
words
either, we had to use generic words like 'boot' and 'thingy'. Especially not
this dictionary of cussing stuff, oh no, we never had that, we had to make do
with thee world atlas.]
--Aurelia remembers the good old days.
(cre) Dasquian: yeah, but at least you don't ask me when CWC is going to be
open
NO I'M NOT TELLING YOU.
--Dogbolter showing how helpful he can be.
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--Shrike gets a leetle frustrated.
(cre) Katrina turns 21 this March. Don't you all feel *old* now?
--Oldbies commiserating
361: tannah grab: You grab Womble. You grab Womble's arm|fika|#.
--Tannah's contributions to the soul ideas file.
(cre) Rywfol: Mossad is shourt for Mossad Merkazi Le-Modiin U-Letafkidim
Meyuhadim
(cre) Mellandrin: Any lord free to help me out a second? :)
--Rhinehold putting a price on paradise. Submitted by Siel.
(cre) Carmine: Like a blackboard?
--Drakkos, the Material Cre...
Dasquian tells you: If he got suspended too I would orgasm all over my
computer.
--Taking it all too personally. Submitted by Turvity.
(cre) Tannah: -elp. I'-- -ost -y v--ce.
--Exote can't win, Part 4754921.
(cre) Sin: I always pronounced it rueful.
--Rywfol sets the record straight on how to pronounce his name (it's
"Roovol" apparently).
Russano wisped: what does a lion head ring do????
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(cre) Taffyd: Alas, poor Dyffat.
(cre) Shrike: you knew him, horatio?
(cre) Taffyd: Well.
(cre) Taffyd sobs.
(cre) Jeremy: You shouldn't type while you're driving anyway.
Eleusis Malencontri tells you: er, stewardess. *boggles*
(5 minutes later) Que: So, what are you going to paint on me?
(cre) Anni: ickle, even :P
(cre) Valentijn: I'm a student, you can lick me if you like :)
(newbie) Karek: it is if Yellow is your
favourite colour
(cre) Exote: sign, even.
(cre) Exote beams.
(cre) Turrican smashes the n and the 2nd m.
(cre) Mansade shoots out the N
(cre) Mansarde shoots out the M
(cre) Mansarde beams.
(cre) Exote: Curse you all!
Calis wisps: Could not find any help on 'penis'. Perhaps you are looking
for currency.
Batlin wisps: well , a penis probably is :)
The potted student wizard's stomach rumbles, and he heads north in search
of food.
(cre) Presto: damn, Akasha's cat is here
(cre)
Archana: precious?
(cre) Jeremy: Yes?
(cre) Presto: we only have your word for it
(cre) Saffra: that's what all the boys say, Que
(cre) Que beats Presto about the head with Dewbie.
(cre) Que: It's true, this is at least a 19 incher :)
(cre) Presto: bloody hell
(cre) Presto: I have a 21 inch, but only at work
(cre) Presto: when I get home it's smaller
(cre) Que: Something to do with your boss? :P
(cre) Drakkos flutters his eyelashes at Oaf.
(cre) Oaf: Sorry Dlak, you don't just bat for the wrong team, you're
playing an entirely different sport from me :)
(cre) Akasha: lust you say? oh my oh me!!! I must tackle him before he
flees!
(cre) Oaf: Tackle me you think you will, from hospital I will send the
bill.
(cre) Que sets up the torture...erm, correction tools for Akasha for when
she comes home.
(cre) Akasha snickers
(cre) Tannah: Don't spread it here! Don't
spread it there! Don't spread your lust on my green chair. Green chairs are
not the place for lust. Green chairs are just the place for dust. If it is
lust you want to spread, the chair you want is surely red!
(cre) Archana: Oaf wishes to spread his lust? I think he goal may be a
bust. Oaf is silly every day. So it would take a miricle to get him a lay.
(cre) Que makes the list, Precious's rear, Dewbie's cute attack....
(cre) Akasha whines
(cre) Que cackles.
(cre) Hammerhead: I eat my peas with honey, i've dun it all me life, it
make da peas taste funny but it keeps them on the knife *takes a bow*
(cre) Akasha: No I say, Oh no oh no! do not attack me with the cat of
dough!
(cre) Hammerhead thinks he's Spike :O)
(cre) Que: It's for your own good dear, sorry :)
(cre) Akasha whines for Archana to protect her
(cre) Oaf: Finished the boards is what I've done, now a pun I must think
up, a pun will help me think, yup yup.
(cre) Oaf: Bah.
(cre) Archana: Avaunt! foul man wielding cat. Stay away from akasha, get
back get back. shurly Akaska is no place for a cat.
AndyKaufman wisped: stay away from mum!
Hurukan wisped: what is a trollop? :)
AndyKaufman wisped: a strumpet
Hufte wisped: Andy's mum, apparently.
(cre) Akasha: Taffyd
[witches] DLsss wisped: I dont know, how much wood would a
woodchucklchuck, if a wood chuck would chuck wood?
[witches] Sentauri wisped: a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since
a woodchuck can't chuck wood :)
[witches] Jyna wisped: How many hedges would a hedgehog hog if a hedgehog
could hog hedges?
[witches] Schmuckles wisped: one.
[witches] Rorisa wisps: bugger it
[witches] Turvity wisps: But th' 'edgehog kinnae be buggered, Rorisa.
Poptot wisps: Yes, please. :)
Pthag wisps: ooh erm. I`d prefer some mead
Sasquatch wisps: noooooo, no beer, I've had enough of it at work
Bolt wisps: Yes yes yes!! beer...
Tilly wisps: I'll have a dry martini
if you don't mind :)
Skyhigh wisps: \_/ \_/ \_/ 3 please :)
Pthag wisps: or failing that a perrier
Talis wisps: dry martini is very nice..
Dogbolter wisps: Right, 6 beers then.
Pthag wisps: |_| |_| |_|
Talis wisps: i might make a jug of tequila sunrise for the night
Pthag wisps: L_J
Tilly wisps: *waits for some l33t coctail glasses to turn up*
Dogbolter wisps: >-|
Dogbolter wisps: (it fell over)
Pthag wisps: >-<|
Tilly wisps: Thanks dear :)
Turrican wisps: \/\/0Tc|-|3r |)34rY |_4\/\/|<5!!
Kartoffel wisps: oh noooo!
Dogbolter wisps: *THAT* is my line, Tuzzer.
DcDhol wisps: Oh geez
*kills himself*
Pthag wisps: *drinks out of the |>-<
Sasquatch wisps: look out for meteors
Pthag wisps: *thinks*
Bolt wisps: I have no idea what you lot are are talking about :)
Pthag wisps: *drinks out of the |>-<======|
Tilly wisps: Yikes!
[two] Exobe wisps: Are they bugging you for quest hints, are they bugging
you for money, are they being typical newbies are they being very annoying?
[two] Exobe wisps: If the answer is yes, or if the answer is no, just bash
them over the head and kick them real low, then they'll learn not never pester
someone who can tie them in a bow!
[two] Exobe wisps: *bows* Thank you. :P
Goo wisps: try the Witches Guild
Teshal wisps: I'm looking for a woman to take care of me in my old age.
Teshal wisps: Hey! Thanks Goo!
Fortesque wisped: this is the NPC channel. Ask clarence ...
Juroken wisped: Oh, I see. Well who ever DID hear this, could someone
lend me some assistance by portaling me to AM?
Karek wisped: I'm an NPC
DLsss wisped: I am a witch, or a free womble on thursdays when the moon is
at its zenith, i am neither of which are persons
Karek wisped: I told you, nobody heard you. This is the NPC channel
Presto wisped: the Karek NPC isn't quite as convincing as the Hufte one
Karek wisped: +++processor error+++reboot+++
Fortesque wisped: you have to do the register quest to talk to the persons
Baines wisped: the karek npc was coded by MacC on a bad day I think...
Karek wisped: Hoots mon ++++accent error+++divide by cucumber and
reboot+++haggis++tartan+++
DLsss wisped: rofl
Fortesque wisped: yeah, he tend to gibber and repeat "you got nuffin' on
me, copper!" all the time...
Karek wisps: I Swear the Guy Was Dead When I Got There, Your Honour
Akane wisped: nonono, the Karek NPC is a failed attempt by Deutha to
integrate a virus into an NPC
Akane wisped: some of the code leaks out now and then to infect others,
thus Karek's disease
Fortesque wisps: remember when the Hufte NPC went mad and started pouring
ketchup over people?
(cre) Jeremy: I'll leave it at that. The ambiguity sounds more
interesting than what I had meant.
(cre) Tannah switches back to this window and nearly shoots tea through
her nose.
(cre) Tannah: Gah! Don't SAY things like that while I'm drinking, People!
It has very unpleasant side effects.
(cre) Jeremy: Ooh, I haven't done that to anyonce since we talked about
urinal stances.
(cre) Curious: Oooh.
(cre) Curious: Alluring.
(cre) Curious: Excuse the speed, I'm typing with one hand.
(cre) Curious: DONUT! ITS A DONUT!
(cre) Jeremy: Um...exactly where is
the donut?
(cre) Rue: enter contestant Tannah, wearing an enticing, sheer outfit that
resembles a tea stain.
(cre) Curious hits you all first before you say anything.
(cre) Tannah models her tea stain.
(cre) Jeremy accuses Curious of playing ring-toss.
(cre) Curious: Hoop-la.
(cre) Rue: Seven lords a-lurking
(cre) Laurana lurks
(cre) Rue: Six cres a-laying..
(cre) Furcifer: Seven PKs whinging
(cre) Mansarde: 5 goooo-ooooold helms!
(cre) Furcifer: Five PKs whinging even ;)
(cre) Saffra: Five golden rings!
(cre) Dogbolter: 3 turtle's gone (one for the oldbies)
(cre) Rue: Fo-our dead PTs
(cre) Anni: three-ee vis cres :P
(cre) Laurana: now that we've sung the christmas carols
(cre) Saffra: Two Taffyd doves, and a Ru-ue in CWC.
[time passes...]
(cre) Laurana: Courtesy of Presto and Rue: The finished DW Hogfather
Carol: seven lords-a-lurking, 6 cres-a-laying, five pks whinging, fooouuur
dead pts, three invis cres, two frogs-a-mailing and Pinkfish a-wombling free
(cre) Valentijn: is it harder to kill people when they can't see you?
(cre) Taffyd: Actually it is much easier.
(cre) Rue: yes, they swing wildly :)
(cre) Jeremy: Are we talking about breasts again?
(cre) Tannah: We are now.
(cre) Wenda wonders where Jeremy pulled that remark from :-)
(cre) Rue: he has a fetish for wildly swinging breasts :)
(cre) Tannah: Rue was swinging wildly.
(cre) Wenda: oh, right :-P
(cre) Awful: Oh, I thought it was just a lifestyle thing.
(cre) Tannah: Welded, actually. Only a few rivets here and there.
(cre) Tannah: Oh, wait. You're not talking about my knickers, are you?
Tannah asks you: What, pray tell, is a Bucket O' Sex?
[thieves] Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Kill me, kill me now or let me sing!
[two] Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Come on baby light my fire...
[two] CatsCradle wisps: woah!
[two] Clarence de Q'ta wisps: Warm to my hearts desire...
[two] Anavrin wisps: dear god :P
[two] Marik wisps: clarence=npc...yes?
[two] Clarence de Q'ta wisps: NPC's are people too!
[two] CatsCradle wisps: *thought clarence only bitched to thieves*
[two] Stargazer wisps: ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for the
Australian National Anthem, performed by Clarence de Q'ta
[two] Clarence de Q'ta wisps: I felt lonely, no one ever talks to me.
[thieves] Tezcatlipoca wisps: *huggles clarence*
[two] Anavrin wisps: if you stopped stealing our stuff we would talk to
you more..
[clarence de q'ta killed by troll <Am> mad
<PLAYER>]
[thieves] Que wisps: Alas poor Clarence, we knew him
so well.
Presto wisped: I'll give you 2p
Templisk wisped: 15 pence, who would want a presto doll anyway? *boggle*
Chowmein wisped: Pt's, so we can use it for voodoo :)
Quala wisped: Looking at it apparently cures insomnia.
[Eboin leaves Discworld]
[Sashimi leaves Discworld]
(cre) Shaggy: He sleeps sometimes
Taarna asks you: or do i still have to do him?
Taarna asks you: make him?
You grin at Taarna.
Taarna tells you: CREATE HIM
Mr. D'abdry asks: Anybody wanna buy a towel??
(cre) Shrike blinks. Wix has no insertion device?
(newbie) Infra: hmmm why is "The smell of rotting
rubbish wafts from your body" this happening?
(newbie) Awful: You've been digging in the
garbage. Welcome to the Disc.
Chowmein whistles innocently at you.
Chowmein admires your shaven womble.
You wiggle your genital crimper at Chowmein.
You snicker at Chowmein.
Chowmein leers at you.
Shrike tells you: er.. in the fixed count. i've never done anything even
vaguely BDSM with turrican :P
Anavrin wisped: because she can
Kthala wisped: BEcause she likes Tim Tams?
Yukk wisped: because tim tams rock
[def] Chowmein: Done here, Kit?
Kitiana D'justice rubs something.
[def] Kitiana: yeppers
(cre) Jaffe crosses his eyes to see what has been drawn on his head.
(cre) Jaffe: what does it mean when a Lord draws a bullseye on your head?
(cre) Wobin hands Jaffe a small umbrella, Wile E Coyote style and a small
sign with "Why me?" on it.
(cre) Saffra: When was the last time you were outside?
(cre) Sasquatch: erm, outside?
(cre) Drakkos: Out-side? There's an *out* side?
(cre) Saffra: Oh dear.
(cre) Sasquatch looks confused
(cre) Drakkos: Now, that's no way to talk about Sasquatch!
(cre) Sasquatch: awww, I didn't know you cared
(cre) Sasquatch: I find your lack of underwear disturbing?
(cre) Sasquatch: Drakkos, shut up!
(cre) Drakkos: Yes darling.
(cre) Sasquatch: before you comment :)
Title: "Re:#1 More stuff..."
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Greco the Departure Gecko starts inspecting all your items and scribbling on a
notepad.
(cre) Tannah: Ooo, look, it's Saffra!
Greco the Departure Gecko smiles brightly.
Greco the Departure Gecko exclaims: Well, everything seems to be in order.
Bye bye!
[assassins] Tigga wisps: woohoo :) congrats...
[assassins] Soxy wisps: well done
[assassins] Dirk wisps: *grumble*
[assassins] Insidius wisps: you git :p
You tell Tannah and Drakkos Wyrmstalker: Then possibly when I wake up I'm
going to run away and join the circus.
Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells Tannah and you exclaiming: No! You are going to
Run Away and Join Ram!
Tannah tells Drakkos Wyrmstalker and you exclaiming: Ha! You see?! I
*knew* she'd join guilds!
(cre) Taffyd: Not just snot Archana. :)
(cre) Taffyd: Oh no.
(cre) Taffyd: THink of snot with a semen like texture. ;p
(cre) Akasha: hmmm or semen with a snotty texture
(cre) Jeremy: If only I could've gotten them off of her chest.
(cre) Pinkfish: the casts stuck?
(cre) Akasha: breasts aren't removeable
(cre) Jeremy: Needed more vaseline.
(cre) Jeremy: Then what are the knobs for?
(cre) Akasha: speed bumps
(cre) MiKasa: can never have too much vaseline
(cre) Jeremy: KY jelly is better. Doesn't deteriorate rubber.
(cre)
MiKasa: your dollies?
(cre) Rue: don't be silly. The knobs are for navigation
Eboin L'Femmes tells Mistress Akasha de Nada and you: and other places to
shut him up *nods*
(cre) Rhinehold: is it a baritone?
(cre) Jeremy: It has a wide range.
[playerkillers] Chowmein wisps: Nah, I prefer cres, they put out better
than
bugs :P
Dryade d'Deridex, Mad Anni Mezumiiru and Chowmein tuck you in and kisses
you
goodnight.
You tell Dryade d'Deridex, Chowmein and Mad Anni Mezumiiru: Dryade
d'Deridex,
Mad Anni Mezumiiru and Chowmein tuck you in and kisses you goodnight.
> Chowmein tells Mad Anni Mezumiiru and you: Damn we're good :P
Dryade d'Deridex tells Mad Anni Mezumiiru and you: its all in the wrist ;)
[witches] Myre wisps: my wossname functions fine thank you
(cre) Akasha: get set
(cre) Akasha: goo!
[Akasha leaves Discworld]
(cre) Drakkos: I thought it was more traditional to draw a chalk outline?
Title: "OBJECT BUG myre for /global/player"
myre
*having a little joke*
[playtesters] Drakkos wisped: A bucket o' sex / will bring a smile to my
face / big, ripe, juicy fruit.
[playtesters] Drakkos wisps: I'll stop now. :-P
[playtesters] Talge wisps: gives new meaning to the golden fleece..
(cre) Tannah: We do our best.
(cre) Tannah sniffs.
(cre) Dogbolter: Not online.
(cre) Peace: Oh... Shrike?
(cre) Dogbolter: Not online!
(cre) Peace: Oh...
(cre) Peace: Twiggy?
A meteor appears in the sky.
(cre) Peace: Incessant masturbation?
(cre) Rue: :P I meant, oh never mind
(cre) Presto waves
(cre) Archana: apparently Presto needs soem alone time with his wickie
(cre) Presto: so do you, dear
[Presto leaves Discworld]
(cre) Valentijn: how much do you pay?
(cre) Shrike: i pay in sexual favors.
(cre) Drakkos: Small change, then.
You blink at Drakkos Wyrmstalker.
Drakkos Wyrmstalker tells you: Or even haikus
written in semen. *blinks his weary eyes*
Me [sarcastically]: Because what I really need to see right now is breasts.
Presto: You and me both, sister.
[...]
(cre) MiKasa: um... NO you guys can NOT send that to Presto
You creator-tell: Ok. I'll just send it to Saffra.
(cre) Magpie: I listen to it...will go have a look in a short while :)
You creator-tell: 23?
(cre) Zoro: 22 naked women
(cre) Presto: 22 sweating women
(cre) Sasquatch: 22 sweaty women running around in a muddy bath
(cre) Zoro won
(cre) Siel blinks
(cre) Sasquatch was most detailed
(cre) Pesto: I have seniority. So ner. :-b
(cre) Laurana: don't talk about Drakkos like that, Das
(cre) Laurana doesn't do Terano
Presto: That's dead grass.
Callonis: Well, you have to have crop rotation. First dirt, then dead
grass, and finally the '67 Chevy at harvest time.
(cre) Drakkos: [Drakkos enters everyone while they're sleeping
(invisible)]
[Drakkos enters Saffra (repeatedly)]
Drakkos Wyrmstalker beams at you.
Archana wisps: cause I think I know what happened and i fixed it
MudOS driver shouts: shutting down immediately.
(cre) Twiggy pops Tannah into a UPS bag and sends her to Mikasa.
(cre) Twiggy admires New Travel-Tannah: folds easily to fit in your
luggage!
(cre) Archana: Oooh she's inflatable too
(cre) Tannah: Not that easily. An' watch where yer putting yer hands.
(cre) Tannah: Of course I'm inflatable. Standard witch eggo.
(cre) Rodion blows Tannah.
(cre) Tannah glares at Rodion.
[playtesters] Ibblek wisps: Hee. >You lose interest in Chowmein.
[playtesters] Chowmein wisps: >You forget about the watchful gaze of old
crones
[cwc] Siel: Nonono.. the bra will be saying
things like "Go on! Touch me! you know you wanna..." Then *crack* the hand
freezes and it falls off.
(cre) Dogbolter hates Dek.
(cre) Dek: Aphrodisiac
(cre) Dogbolter breathes yesterday's lager at Dek's worm.
(cre) Rue watches the worm go flat.
(cre) Dogbolter: Aphrodisiac.
(cre) Dek's worm gets drunk.
(cre) Dogbolter: Your worm is legless.
(cre) Dek's worm eats Dogbolter.
(cre) Dogbolter: It's due to lack of sex.
(cre) Laurana: if that was the case, I'd have banished Fordy etc a
loooooooong time ago
(cre) Laurana: Db, do shush
(cre) Gruper shivers.
(cre) Dek would settle for just the beer.
Hufte wisped: Nah. They are too busy upgrading my sarcasm
subroutines.
(cre) Turvity: Oh, it's Sunday already?
SpaceCowGirl wisped: its either twoflower or a set of highly disturbing
nipples.
Zaygor wisped: did someone say the magic word?
MunChy wisped: i hate disturbing nipples
SpaceCowGirl wisped: or is making ascii porn considered too risque forthe
mud?
Zaygor wisped: they normally don't mind. :)
Ashanti wisps: hmm ascii porn? I don't know what's more disturbing, that
you can write ascii porn or that you can find ascii porn to be exciting
:)
Zaygor wisps: don't you?
MunChy wisped: the thing i like about Spacecowgirl is that she brings up
conversations no one knows what shes talking about... or it might just be
me =P
SpaceCowGirl wisped: my nipples are my most attractive non-sexual
physical feature. They have blinking lights and whistles, with a slightly
nauseating flume ride for the children to play with.
Zaygor wisped: are they retractable?
(cre) Drakkos: Are you exhausting them?
(cre) Drakkos leers.
(cre) Dogbolter: I think I must be.
(cre) Dogbolter: Boring them to death,
(cre) Drakkos: You should vary your technique.
(cre) Dogbolter: Not just pierce & impale then?
(cre) Dogbolter bobs the very next virgin to arrive.
(cre) Shrike . o O ( mmmm... bobbing virgins )
(cre) Shrike . o O ( mmmm... bobbing -for- virgins! )
(cre)
Dogbolter: Big bucket.
(cre) Drakkos suggests Dogbolter try and TM his palming and manipulation
for the next virgin.
(cre) Drakkos: How's your other.riding?
(cre) Dogbolter: Camel, good, horse, poor, virgin, yet to get off the
ground.
(cre) Wyvyrn: Do we need an other.ridden, as well...?
[time passes]
(cre) Dogbolter: Bugger.
(cre) Ohdamn: Coding tough virgins, huh?
(cre) Zagor: anyone else? i have 2 spare badges, and i'm getting spammed
to buggery here. :)
(cre) Dogbolter: I'd rather sleep with Drakkos.
(cre) Valentijn: he did say buggery didn't he?
(cre) Tawmbu: Whew. That was a good comment to login to, Db. :>
(cre) Dogbolter tries.
(cre) Twiggy: And the commentator replied, "Shouldn't he have been
bounced by a Czech?"
Note #58 by Twiggy posted at Mon Sep 25 17:25:04 2000
Title: "The Best Pyto I Have Seen All Year"
Twiggy Forestweaver
You tell Shrike: must...shower...
Shrike tells you: mmmm, wet.
> bubble sh
You blow bubbles at Shrike.
Shrike tells you exclaiming: oh, you just wanted to type "blow shrike"!
You tell Shrike: It's "bubble shrike", you sicko.
> blow shrike
What?
Shrike tells you: oh.
You laugh hysterically at Shrike.
Shrike tells you: darn. :(
You laugh hysterically at Shrike.
You laugh hysterically at Shrike.
You laugh hysterically at Shrike.
[assassins] Shrike wisped: Twinings.
[assassins] Maelin wisped: I meant healing tea.
[assassins] Twiggy wisped: The Japanese, but not if you're in a hurry.
(cre) Twiggy: It's not as though we're short of skills, though.
(cre) Archana: but we need a ventriloquism one though
(cre) Twiggy:
> You feel more able to stick your hand up someone else's ass.
(cre) Drakkos: Fisting TM!
(cre) Saffra: other.pointers.c
(cre) Taffyd: my back hurts
(cre) Taffyd whines :/
(cre) Twiggy: So that's where Drakkos got that TM from.
[playerkillers] Shrike: part creator? what's the other bit?
[playerkillers] Seraphim: Um assassin?
[playerkillers] Chowmein: Prick :P
[playerkillers] Insidius: biscuit?
[playerkillers] BeamStalk: chair?
[playerkillers] Shrike: no no, i'm all prick.
[one] Eldric wisped: not a day goes by I don't ask myself that same
question....*types on the keyboard with his toes*
[one] Potshot wisped: Bah... Just as long as it's a stylish straightjacket
[one] Eldric wisped: mine is black with a skull and crossbones embroidered
on the back...
[one] Twiggy wisped: "Born to Drool"?
[one] Ipswitch wisped: no... but a rubber dagger could do it...
[one] Templisk wisped: No, I proved that the pen is *not* mightier then
the sword.
[playerkillers] Sandoz wisped that he gets food.
[playerkillers] PncessAmy wisped that she is food.
[playerkillers] Sandoz wisped that he eats PncessAmy.
[playerkillers] Fortesque wisped: hey! :)
[playerkillers] DcDhol wisped that he eats PncessAmy and thinks about it
for a minute.
[playerkillers] Belgarion wisped: laf
[playerkillers] PncessAmy wisped: *grin* What, you aren't hungry?
[playerkillers] Sandoz wisped that he grins.
[playerkillers] DcDhol wisped: oi, this one was already bitten into.
[playerkillers] Sandoz wisped that he laughs.
[playerkillers] DcDhol wisped that he gives the Amy back to sandoz,
"Wizzie germs."
[playerkillers] Fortesque wisped: *points to Sandoz soup
bowl* hey, at least eat up what you have beforehand! :)
[playerkillers] PncessAmy wisped: Well, he was quicker on the keyboard
anyway. *purr*
(cre) Siel: Erhmm my cream does even
Sometimes you read the stories.
Sometimes the stories read you.
(cre) Dek: Er.
(cre) Dek: Mistell.
(cre) Dek: Oops.
[one] PncessAmy: Lie, usually.
(Witches) Sera wisps: josie!!
(Witches) Helena wisps: ye arent getthin
the... other bits
(Witches) Sitara wisps: yawn
(Witches) Josie wisps: Sera!
(Witches) Helena wisps: sera!
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps that he shakes Josie
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Arienne!!!!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Sera wisps: helena!!
(Witches) Josie wisps: Sasquatch!
(Witches) Arienne wisps: Agatha!!!!!
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Helena!!!!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Sera wisps: sas!!
(Witches) Arienne wisps: Josie!!!!!!!!!1
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Sera!!!!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Helena wisps: sasquatch!!!
(Witches) Zagor wisps: lawks!
(Witches) Josie wisps: Arienne!
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Agathaa!!!!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Arienne wisps: Sera!!!!!!
(Witches) Sera wisps: arienne!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Josie wisps: Helena!
(Witches) Helena wisps: arienne!
(Witches) Sitara wisps: here we go again
(Witches) Agatha wisps: Dr. Scott!!!
(Witches) Djenni wisps: I -said- Witches were the spammiest. :)
(Witches) Josie wisps: Rocky!
(Witches) Sera wisps: janet!!!!!!
(Witches) Arienne wisps: Damn it!!!!
(Witches) Thirsha wisps: Rocky!
(Witches) Josie wisps: Bullwinkle!
(Witches) Irate wisps: spamm?
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: WWWWWWWWWWotcherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
(Witches) Terano wisps: Scream :P
(Witches) Irate wisps: Djamn the Spjam
(Witches) Josie wisps: I love you people, y'all make me laugh. :)
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Sasquatch!!!!!
(Witches) Wildfire wisps: meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Josie wisps: Wildfire!
(Witches) Sera wisps: terano!!
(Witches) Thirsha wisps: Damn it, Janet,
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Terano!!!!!!
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps:
Terano!!!!!!
(Witches) Wildfire wisps:
jjjjoooooooooooooossssiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Sera wisps: i lovvvee you!!!!
(Witches) Helena wisps: terano!
(Witches) Irate wisps:
lllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Thirsha wisps: Sasquatch!
(Witches) Josie wisps: Terano!
(Witches) Sera wisps: thirsha!!!
(Witches) Que wisps: Dear god...
(Witches) Terano wisps: Can anyone remember that friend of shalla's?
(Witches) Josie wisps: Q!
(Witches) Thirsha wisps: Que!
(Witches) Djenni wisps: Que!
(Witches) Zagor wisps: Yes Que?
(Witches) Helena wisps: lawk! Que!!
(Witches) Josie wisps: (abbreviated version)
(Witches) Helena wisps: zagor!!!
(Witches) Djenni wisps that she pats the cute lil' puppy wolf on the head.
(Witches) Zagor wisps: Helena!!
(Witches) Thirsha wisps: Zagor!
(Witches) Arienne wisps: Agatha!!!!
(Witches) Zagor wisps: Thirsha!!
(Witches) Sera wisps: que!! breaker of ears!!
(Witches) Arienne wisps: Sasquatch!!!!
(Witches) Sasquatch wisps: Agatha!!!!!!!!
(Witches) Thirsha wisps: Arienne!
(Witches) Helena wisps: sasquatch!
Templisk wisps: I don't know and there is a good chance that you don't
want to know.
Soxy wisps: i have prolly done it without knowing
Xellos wisped: A lot of wine and soon you've got cres.
Vashti wisped: Or assassins.
Xellos wisped: It's the downgrape conspiracy..
Brighid wisped: A lot of downgrapes and you have a lot of whine.
[priests] Volen: a case of premature ritual ceasation?;) Have you tried
thinking about math?
(cre) Taffyd: I am eating Twiggy at the powerhouse museum.
(cre) Taffyd: Er.
(cre) Taffyd: MEETing.
(cre) Taffyd: I swear :P
(cre) Sousjagne leers at Taffyd.
[Butterbuns enters Discworld]
[one] Leaf: Date their mother?
(cre) Rodion: Billions of big bare bouncing breasts.
(cre) Rodion stares into space.
(cre) Saffra snaps her fingers in front of Rodion.
(cre) Valentijn: say that real fast 10 times ...
(cre) Rodion: Sorry,
drifted off there for a moment.
(cre) Rywfol:
BillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreasts
(cre) Rywfol: Erm, sorry.
(cre) Valentijn cackles.
(cre) Saffra: I'll get it first. :)
(cre) Rodion: I lost the quotes page URL :-P Has it been updated
recently?
(cre) Saffra: Whose?
(cre) Rodion: Err. Presto's.
(cre) Dishrag: Saffra's seems to get updated more than Presto's
(cre) Rywfol: http://discworld.imaginary.com:5678/~presto/quotes.html I
believe.
(cre) Saffra: ~presto/quotes.html
(cre) Rodion: I didn't know saffra had one.
(cre) Saffra phphphphpbpbphpbpbt's at Rodion.
(cre) Sousjagne: Saffra's is Better!
(cre) Dishrag: http://discworld.imaginary.com:5678/~saffra/quotes.html
(cre) Saffra: Thanks :)
> A horrid smell wafts down the lane from the north, nearly knocking
you out.
(cre) Twiggy: What am I, Chechnya?
[one] Shrike: mm... five-foot afro.
(cre) Shrike: mischat. :P
(cre) Shrike: no wait, it wasn't a mischat.
[one] Shrike: mischat. :P
(cre) Wix: I do that...
(cre) Twiggy: At least 50% of people with piercings in suits look
ridiculous.
(cre) harri: you mean he looks like something from deep space nine?
(cre) Alleya: There's no such thing as sapient velvet is there?
(cre) Drakkos: Suit piercing is such a white collar rebellion.
(cre) Terano: I saw two women of loose virtue there yesterday!
(cre) Twiggy: Oo.
(cre) Twiggy: Did they try and sell you pr0wn?
(cre) Terano: Nope, I had all the crustacians I could handle!
Ibblek wisped: What were you doing in Ceres' closet, Ryzist?
(cre) Saffra: I didn't know sheep could type.
(cre) Abbadon: baaa
(cre) Saffra: (Oh, sad, very sad.)
(cre) Archana peers at Drakkos
(cre) Terano: I know some real women..
(cre) Terano: I could hook you up!
(cre) Drakkos: Do they have fast internet connections?
(cre) Terano: Alas, I know no women with fast internet.. although I expect
there will be some SydMudSpammers with cable soon!
(cre) Terano: [female SMS'ers]
(cre) Terano: Most of the guys are all hooked up and dribbling already
(cre) Saffra: I'm on T1. :)
(cre) Drakkos shuffles up to Saffra.
(cre) Terano: There you go Mr D, Saffra is asking you out on a date :)
(cre) Saffra flutters her fingertips at Drakkos.
(cre) Drakkos: I love you T1. I mean, Saffra,.
(cre) JaY rofls
(cre) Archana is on a T3 atm
(cre) Terano: She even offered to show you her pipe..
(cre) Abbadon: now what do we say, Monsieur Wyrmstalker?
(cre) Saffra: Hey! I'm more than just a hot baud!
Provost Terano Grolschdrinker cackles at you.
Terano Grolschdrinker tells you: That was terrible :)
You beam at Provost Terano Grolschdrinker.
(cre) Drakkos: You have such beautiful transfer ra... eyes.
You tell Provost Terano Grolschdrinker: Thank you! I'm proud :)
Terano Grolschdrinker tells you exclaiming: Extra: Saffra makes awful
computing joke! Inducted into the meat hook hall of fame!
(cre) Turvity: Eep. Mischat. :P
(cre) Saist doesn't say a word
(cre) Katrina: Clitoris!
(cre) Arienne: But I know it opens on Thursday.
(cre) Zoro: Yeh, Thursday, well thats what i tell them
(cre) Drakkos: I tell them to ask Dogbolter.
(cre) Dogbolter: I tell them to fuck off.
(cre) Alleya: Nope :)
(cre) Alleya: I'm only 18 :P
(cre) Sin: I'm 32
(cre) JaY goes "nyah, I'm just 16".
(cre) Dogbolter: Disc age, fewls.
(cre) Sin: but I was referring to first logon date.
(cre) JaY: Oh.
(cre) Sera is old
(cre) Dogbolter: Here, Sin, young people today, huh?
(cre) Sin: ya, you can't trust anyone without denshewers.
(cre) Dogbolter: Wha'?
(cre) Sin: dentures
(cre) Dogbolter: SPEAK UP
(cre) JaY: (dentures
(cre) Dogbolter holds his ear trumpet up.
(cre) Sera: do you two WANT A CUP OF TEA?
(cre) Dogbolter: Tuesday?
(cre) Sin shouts: DENTURES, YOU DAFT GIT!
362: tannah grab: In light of the current help message for 'help grab', we
ought to be able to grab someone's essentials, too.
> help grab
Could not find any help on 'grab'. You might find what you're looking for
in 'help essentials'.
(cre) Alleya: which means...?
(cre) Arienne: I think it means, "Ima shoot your ass because I'm a bad
motherfucker".
(cre) Arienne: But I could be mistaken.
(cre) Rhinehold: I'm not free, but the cost is not that high...
(cre) Siel gives Mellandrin a dollar
(cre) Rhinehold: mmm, not sure I have change for a dollar, but I'll check.
(cre) Drakkos: Written on for the very first time!
(cre) Drakkos: Like a blaaaaaackboard...
(cre) Drakkos: Hear your chalk screech, next to mine.
(cre) Tannah coughs quietly.
(cre) Shrike: is this some sort of secret message? hvelmoi?
(cre) Tannah: My -ev-r's -on- -ow. -t's -ake- -y v--ce wi-- -t.
(cre) Rywfol -om-rt- -an-a-.
(cre) Tannah: --ank y--.
(cre) Exote: ---- -- - ----- ---- -------.
(cre) Exote smiles.
(cre) Tannah: Mind yer language, young Exote.
(cre) Archana: I always pronounce it rifle
(cre) Rywfol: Yeah, but you two are fuckwits.
Drakkos wisped: Makes lions very cheerful.