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Or, how to annoy 500 people at once all over the world

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Page last updated March 19, 2002.

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I have completely redone these pages into a saner and more organized structure. The pages are rather long, but it's better than having lots and lots of little pages.

1998

• The Love Song of an Anonymous Mudder, by the eternal Twiggy.

1999

• Cultural Differences, by...er...Anonymous. If you know who, let me know. February 17, 1999.
• Fast Broom, by Hazel. September 1999.
• Paranoid frogs, by Dr. "Curious" Evil. November 8 ,1999.
• Ane Holidday Mesfage from thee Watch, by Rue (I think). December 17, 1999.
• "Happily Addicted to the Web", posted by Solace. December 1999.

2000

• "The Sound of Discworld", by Blake.
• Feng shui. From Taffyd's feng shui book.
• The Meaning of Disc, by Abbadon.
• Jabberwocky, by Presto. January 16, 2000.
• Don't Drink and Fly, by Jhn. March 2000.
• Poetry criticism by Curious and Tannah. March 27, 2000.
• The Disc version of "All Star", by Akasha. April 2000.
• Only real men play TinyFugue, by Curious. Apr il 3, 2000.
• Haiawatha gone cyber, as posted by Curious. April 15, 2000.
• The Disc's Mission Statement, kindly supplied by Sousjagne. April 18, 2000.
• The true definition of "buttload", as defined by Sloth. May 8, 2000.
• Learning to fly, by Schmuckles. May 14, 2000.
• Customer service hell, as posted by Awful. June 2000.
• A guide to writing poetry. By Jhn. Oct ober 12, 2000.
• Rules for singing the blues, posted by someone whose name I stupidly lost.
• Mrs. Cosmo gets out of hand, posted by Ohdamn. November 17, 2000.
• "Loading" to the tune of "Rawhide", a Java spoof by Kili. November 20, 2000.
• "Mr. Dibbler's Meat Pie", an interpretation by Fevvers. November 21, 2000.
• Who says playerhelp posts can't be creative? , by Drakkos. December 19, 2000.

2001

• Death is spotted in downtown York, by Agatha. January 22, 2001.
• Object-oriented limerick, by Jhn. February 9, 2001.
• Elephant jokes? Oh, just a few...thousand. We can blame Dek for this one. February 12, 2001.
• "Hotel CMOT Dibbler", by Blake. April 20, 2001.
• "Licenced Thief's Alley", by Occula. April 23, 2001.
• The Anatomy of the Bitch, by Tarzan. May 24, 2001.
• Computer Woes (in verse), by Wobin. June 13, 2001.
• "Old Time Rocky Trolls", by Occula. June 14, 2001.
• "Taft!" by Occula. June 20, 2001.
• The Church of Last Thursday, by Jhn. July 10, 2001.
• "Sek Went Up To Lancre", by Occula. July 11, 2001.
• Cows! by Dogbolter. July 11, 2001.
• Classic drunken post, by Belgarion. July 26, 2001.
• "Voulez-vous grouper avec moi?", by Virge. September 11, 2001.
• Carmen Possum, by Asherah. October 1, 2001.
• Cars by Microsoft, by Eight. October 10, 2001.
• The Night Before Hogswatch, by Virge. November 26, 2001.

2002

• A twisted "Piano Man" version, by Braindeed. January 3, 2002.
• Spontaneity, by Virge. January 21, 2002.
• Smacking creators, by Rhinehold. February 1, 2002.
• "All Along the Art Tower", by Occula. February 4, 2002.
• "The Assassin", by Storm. February 7, 2002.
• An Ode to Ibuprofen, by Twiggy. February 12, 2002.
• Alpha males, by Virge. February 13, 2002.
• Brothal vs. Brothel, by Dogbolter. February 26, 2002.