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I have completely redone these pages into a saner and more
organized structure. The pages are rather long, but it's better
than having lots and lots of little pages.
1998
1999
2000
- "The
Sound of Discworld", by Blake.
- Feng
shui. From Taffyd's feng shui book.
- The
Meaning of Disc, by Abbadon.
- Jabberwocky,
by Presto. January 16, 2000.
- Don't
Drink and Fly, by Jhn. March 2000.
- Poetry
criticism by Curious and Tannah. March 27, 2000.
- The
Disc version of "All Star", by Akasha.
April 2000.
- Only
real men play TinyFugue, by Curious. Apr il 3, 2000.
- Haiawatha
gone cyber, as posted by Curious. April 15, 2000.
- The
Disc's Mission Statement, kindly supplied by
Sousjagne. April 18, 2000.
- The
true definition of "buttload", as defined
by Sloth. May 8, 2000.
- Learning
to fly, by Schmuckles. May 14, 2000.
- Customer
service hell, as posted by Awful. June 2000.
- A
guide to writing poetry. By Jhn. Oct ober 12, 2000.
- Rules
for singing the blues, posted by someone whose name I
stupidly lost.
- Mrs.
Cosmo gets out of hand, posted by Ohdamn. November
17, 2000.
- "Loading"
to the tune of "Rawhide", a Java spoof by
Kili. November 20, 2000.
- "Mr.
Dibbler's Meat Pie", an interpretation by
Fevvers. November 21, 2000.
- Who
says playerhelp posts can't be creative? , by
Drakkos. December 19, 2000.
2001
- Death
is spotted in downtown York, by Agatha. January 22,
2001.
- Object-oriented
limerick, by Jhn. February 9, 2001.
- Elephant
jokes? Oh, just a few...thousand. We can blame Dek
for this one. February 12, 2001.
- "Hotel
CMOT Dibbler", by Blake. April 20, 2001.
- "Licenced
Thief's Alley", by Occula. April 23, 2001.
- The
Anatomy of the Bitch, by Tarzan. May 24, 2001.
- Computer
Woes (in verse), by Wobin. June 13, 2001.
- "Old
Time Rocky Trolls", by Occula. June 14, 2001.
- "Taft!"
by Occula. June 20, 2001.
- The
Church of Last Thursday, by Jhn. July 10, 2001.
- "Sek
Went Up To Lancre", by Occula. July 11, 2001.
- Cows!
by Dogbolter. July 11, 2001.
- Classic
drunken post, by Belgarion. July 26, 2001.
- "Voulez-vous
grouper avec moi?", by Virge. September 11,
2001.
- Carmen
Possum, by Asherah. October 1, 2001.
- Cars
by Microsoft, by Eight. October 10, 2001.
- The
Night Before Hogswatch, by Virge. November 26, 2001.
2002
- A
twisted "Piano Man" version, by Braindeed.
January 3, 2002.
- Spontaneity,
by Virge. January 21, 2002.
- Smacking
creators, by Rhinehold. February 1, 2002.
- "All
Along the Art Tower", by Occula. February 4,
2002.
- "The
Assassin", by Storm. February 7, 2002.
- An
Ode to Ibuprofen, by Twiggy. February 12, 2002.
- Alpha
males, by Virge. February 13, 2002.
- Brothal
vs. Brothel, by Dogbolter. February 26, 2002.