Creator Chatter... (Long, Boogie Nights!)

(cre) Shrike: *snort* my step-brother is reading over my shoulder, and he looks at the title bar and says "Disco-world"
You creator-tell: Runs in the family then does it?
(cre) Saffra: Well, your step-brother must be a freak...a superfreak :)
(cre) Shrike: he informs me that he feels very special being talked about. everyone pat him on the head :P
(cre) Saffra hums.
(cre) Nevvyn pats Shrikes ikkle baby step brother on the head.
(cre) Rue: arg.. there's that word again.. ickle..!
You creator-tell: Double "k" thankyou Rue.
You creator-tell: And no "c".
(cre) Anni waves happily to Shrike's lil brother.
(cre) Archana eyes shrikes ikkle baby step brother and decides he could do with a nice sauce and soem roasting
(cre) Atom: ickluw :)
(cre) Valentijn reminds Archana to play with her food.
You creator-tell: Capital "S" on that Shrike please Archana...
You creator-tell: Don't forget your fullstops atom.
You creator-tell: Er.. Atom.
(cre) Ryoga idly wonders exactly how much would change if the name was disco world...
(cre) Shrike: "S"... when did i become a senior cre? :P
(cre) Nevvyn boogies on down like John Travolta.
(cre) Drakkos gets his platform shoes.
(cre) Lemming: Full-stop isn't one word, Nevvyn. :)
(cre) Valentijn bludgeons Nevvyn to death with a newbie.
(cre) Atom: Not much, flashy lights on the nipples I suppose
(cre) Rue: is Nevvyn having one of his anal retentive days?
(cre) Shrike puts on a tight polyester leisure suit and hangs a disco- ball
You creator-tell: One of?
(cre) Drakkos dances to Abba.
(cre) Saffra: Polyester!!!
(cre) Nevvyn screeetches "Well you can tell by the way I walk my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.."
(cre) Archana admire's Valentijn's style
(cre) Atom laughs
(cre) Ryoga: I can just imagine flashing lights etc outside of the drum...suit up all the npcs in lieisure suits...I'd just love to see the basi in one...
You creator-tell: Oooh.. Theme day? Mail Pf.
(cre) Saffra: I will survive...hey hey...
You creator-tell: "It's Saturday night Fever day!"
(cre) Valentijn: big poofy wigs for everyone?
(cre) Saffra: Dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeeeeen, oh yeah...
(cre) Presto: argh!
(cre) Shrike: i think you just made Presto short-circuit.
You creator-tell: I'm gonna have to dig this one out as a log.
(cre) Rue waves
(cre) Drakkos: I was sick and tired of everything, when I called you last night from Glasgow!
(cre) Presto dumps Abba in a punji pit
(cre) Ryoga: "The Basilisk stares at you with its legendary eyes. You dance disco with the basilisk. You can't defend yourself, your busy acting like Travolta!
(cre) Drakkos does a startlingly realistic impression of the brunette in Abba in RL.
(cre) Archana: you scared rue off
(cre) Atom doubt's drakkos
(cre) Saffra sings "Fernando" at Presto.
(cre) Anni shudders*
(cre) Drakkos: Don't make me stuff rolled up socks into a bra and prove it, Atom. :-P
(cre) Nevvyn dances like Travolta with Archana.
You creator-tell: For the second time tonight Drakkos?
(cre) Drakkos: My beaver-fur panties are more than full enough already. *leers in a well-endowed manner*
(cre) Drakkos stuffed a cucumber there earlier today.
(cre) Saffra: Hmmmm, someone's got panty envy.
(cre) Archana: been stuffing them with socks again, Drakkos?
(cre) Shrike: argh! there are tender young eyes watching this screen, drakkos -- behave yourself :)
(cre) Saffra points at Drakkos.
(cre) Lemming: You stuffed a cucumber _where_?
(cre) Saffra: Well, look away then if it bothers you, Shrike :)
(cre) Shrike: no! don't ask! i assure you you don't want to know.
(cre) Drakkos: This is me behaving myself.
(cre) Archana serves the tender eyes in a lovely sauce with some spegetti
(cre) Drakkos shows Lemming the half empty pot of KY.
You creator-tell: Oh? I'd have thought you'd have sent your ikkle brother away long ago Shrike ;P
(cre) Presto: good grief
(cre) Shrike: so you just have a big cauldron of it by your desk, huh drakkie?
(cre) Lemming: Ah, righto, gotcha. :)
(cre) Saffra secretly switches Drakkos' KY with depilatory cream.
You creator-tell: One Ladle or two?
(cre) Atom points out that Lemming is very probably logging this, and it may be helpful for all to know this. Thankyou. This has been an offishial service message.
(cre) Drakkos shows Lemming the half empty pot of KY.
(cre) Archana snickers at saffra
You creator-tell: And if Lemming isn't.. I am ;P
(cre) Archana serves the tender eyes in a lovely sauce with some spegetti
(cre) Archana: We got hot roasted childe here, hot roasted childe! all the way from Shrike's house!!! onna stick
(cre) Lemming: I log eeeeverything. :)
You creator-tell: Are we done? should I start editing?
(cre) Atom: You have a 10000 line history :P
(cre) Drakkos admires Lemming's bowels.
You creator-tell: And I log everything he does, and more.
(cre) Drakkos admires Nevvyn's bowels even more.
(cre) Lemming: I have very impressive bowels, thank you Drakkos.
(cre) Nevvyn wiggles his bowels about a bit just for Drakkos's pleasure.
(cre) Archana secretly switches drakkos' toothpaste with ky jelly
(cre) Lemming: Hmm, still got myself logging in in the log, and that was 2 hours ago...
(cre) Atom goes Urrggwa at Archana, and snickers as Drakkos cleans his teeth
(cre) Saffra: ewww!
(cre) Drakkos: Ack! My toothbrush keeps sliding off my teeth and piercing my gums.
(cre) Nevvyn is a bit worried that Drakkos hasn't spotted it.
(cre) Lemming: He's used to it?
(cre) Shrike: what the hell are you using as a brush? :P
You creator-tell: Used to the taste Sir? Are you sir? oooh.. suits you sir.
(cre) Atom: He's blind, don't hold it against him, too much , yknow :P
(cre) Saffra: You impale Drakkos' gums on the toothbrush!
(cre) Drakkos replaces Shrike's coffee with motion lotion.
You creator-tell: Your KY protection expires!
(cre) Archana sincerely hopes drakkos ahsn't been recycling those cucumbers
(cre) Taffyd: Floss today to eliminate eingavytis!
(cre) Taffyd: gin too :P
(cre) Saffra laughs at Nevvyn.
You creator-tell: Floss to eliminate gin?
(cre) Drakkos: Why Archana? I shrink wrap them first.
You creator-tell: Oooh.. that reminds me.
(cre) Archana: doesn't that irritate your skin
(cre) Saffra wonders what Nevvyn is reminded about.
(cre) Shrike: *whine* saffra won't flash her boobies at me, cos i didn't say please :(
You creator-tell: PLEASE!
(cre) Saffra: Gnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(cre) Atom nods, Yep, Lemming will have this logged
Archana von Uberwald flashes her naughty bits at you!
You swoon at Archana von Uberwald.
(cre) Anni: I do :)
(cre) Saffra sobs and sues Shrike for sexual harrassment.
(cre) Shrike: it wasn't me! it was my ikkle brother!
(cre) Saffra: Liar!
(cre) Shrike: well ok, i was requesting on his behalf :P
(cre) Saffra: God, buy him a Playboy or something already.
(cre) Archana: Don't you know your supposed to kill and eat your ikkle brothers, so you can inherit everything?
(cre) Taffyd: We should hire Teal.
You creator-tell: What if he's not Gay Saffra?
Atom wisps: *tries to answer Mirax but is distracted by (cre)*
(cre) Saffra: Nevvyn? Er?
You creator-tell: Send him Exote's dog.
(cre) Drakkos: Gay Saffra? Like regular Saffra, but with more glitter on her clothes?
(cre) Saffra: Hey!
(cre) Drakkos: Either that, or like normal Saffra but with a shaved head and dungarees.
(cre) Drakkos beams.
(cre) Saffra: I've got plenty of glitter, blasphemer!
(cre) Shrike: new! saffra extra-gay! now with extra lipstick.
You creator-tell: Uh-Huh..
(cre) Saffra: What is this, Beat Up On Saffra Day?
You creator-tell: Made with Ky?
(cre) Saffra sues everyone for sexual harrassment.
(cre) Archana flirts with saffra
(cre) Drakkos harrasses Saffra to make it worth her while.
You creator-tell: You mentioned getting Shrike's non gay (guessing) ikkle brother a playboy.
(cre) Shrike: are you allowed to file a class-action suit against "everyone"?
(cre) illusion: what was that Saffra? spanking is your thing?
(cre) Anni: Aww Saffra, I still love ya
(cre) Saffra: Playboy *magazine*, Nevvyn.
(cre) Saffra: Shrike: Yes.
(cre) Presto: and where did you get that glitter, dear? *wink wink, nudge nudge*
You creator-tell: Wossat then?
(cre) Saffra feels very put upon right now.
(cre) Ryoga wonders what these lawsuit papers are about...
(cre) Saffra cuddles Illusion and Anni secretly.
You creator-tell: Is that KY on your face or are you just pleased to see me?
(cre) Shrike puts a few books upon saffra's head.
(cre) Drakkos: Ooooh yes, Taffyd! Bend over, Saffra...I've got my paddle right here!
Illusion baps you on the head.
(cre) Saffra: Presto: you know exactly where I got it. Be more careful with your things next time :)
(cre) illusion: gawds :P
You tell illusion: Baps! woo ;P
(cre) Archana wants to be cuddled too
(cre) Saffra: Hey! I make standard Seamstress Rtes, thanks, pay in advance.
(cre) Atom cuddles Archana
(cre) Anni hands out random cuddles.
(cre) Saffra: Just because I slept with Akasha last night doesn't make me gay. :P
(cre) Shrike: was there any of drakkos's Cauldron-o-fun involved?
(cre) Drakkos: Yes...and just 'cause I've slept with every man this side of Glasgow, doesn't mean I am either. *flounces*
(cre) Nevvyn makes quote, unquote hand motions.
(cre) Saffra: Noooooooo, Shrike.
(cre) Shrike: you're just experimenting, right Susan?
(cre) Drakkos: Dammit, you sleep with the crew of one navy warship, and you're branded for life!
(cre) Presto: that remind me of a joke
(cre) Nevvyn makes quote, unquote hand motions.
(cre) Archana: no that just makes you more creative
You lick Archana von Uberwald from nipple to nipple..
You tell Archana von Uberwald: oops.. couldn't resist.
(cre) Taffyd: BME isn't my scene... but if you like branding, Drakkos, that's fine.
Atom wisps: Please, someone have a conversation on this channel, the other options are, disturbing
(cre) Saffra: Tell your joke, Presto.
Archana von Uberwald tells you: okay tounges are allowed
(cre) Saffra distracts everyone from treating her like a sex object.
(cre) Drakkos brands Saffra.
(cre) Presto: it's got a bad word in it
(cre) Akane: I like branding Drakkos, if that counts
(cre) Anni peers at Nevvyn.
(cre) Saffra hides behind Anni.
(cre) Nevvyn peers at Anni..
(cre) Shrike: that's ok, i'll make Ben look away :P
(cre) Taffyd: Did you all hear that New Zealand now has the world's first transsexual member of parliament?
(cre) Presto: This guy was out walking one day when he sees another guy on the bridge preparing to jump...
You creator-tell: Not only can he now stiff the country, he can get stiffed himself?
(cre) Ryoga wonders if just sitting here quietly watching the conversation counts as treating saffra like a sex object.
(cre) Archana accuses Saffra of being forn
(cre) Saffra: Yes, yes it does.
(cre) Drakkos fondles Saffra in many unusual and exotic ways.
(cre) Presto: He runs up and pulls the guy off the parapet. "Let me go, let me go! I want to die!" The rescuer said, "But what could be so bad that you would want to kill yourself?"
(cre) Archana: she's a heathen idol
(cre) Saffra slaps Drakkos repeatedly.
(cre) Drakkos swoons at Saffra.
(cre) Saffra can't win.
(cre) Shrike: Ben is making me say bye for him :P
(cre) Presto: The jumper said, "Look, I designed this bridge you are standing on, but does anyone say 'There goes Irwin the bridge builder?' I designed half the buildings you can see from here, but does anyone say 'There goes Irwin the great architect?..."
(cre) Taffyd: Hmm... if the pay for this job wasn't so crap I would apply to be a Computer Support Officer at Lucas Heights Nuclear reactor:P Have always wanted to hit greenies with a car...
(cre) Saffra: Bye Ben, be nice to your innocent and pure brother.
(cre) Shrike: everyone wave byebye, and get back to the really juicy stuff. :)
(cre) Presto: "I run the largest newspaper in this city, but does anyone say 'There goes Irwin, the great publisher?"...
(cre) Drakkos waves to Ben.
(cre) Presto: "But I suck *one* little cock....."
(cre) Drakkos laughs.
(cre) Anni: Hmm, there wasn't even a mention of nipples in that whole conversation *is proud of everyone*
(cre) Drakkos tweaks Saffra's nipples.
(cre) Ryoga points out anni just mentioned nipples.
(cre) Saffra: Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!
(cre) Atom laughs at Presto
(cre) Shrike: argh, you just made ben sit down again, drakkie :P
(cre) Taffyd: Who is Ben?
(cre) Nevvyn wonders what the mechanism is for making them stand up like that.
(cre) Archana: Hey anni, don'y get them started
You see a very large meteor up in the sky.
(cre) Taffyd pays attention :P
The meteor rushes towards the ground.
Drakkos has been struck by a meteor.
He is no more.
[Drakkos leaves Discworld]
(cre) Atom laughs
(cre) Shrike: it's my step-brother, taffyd :)
(cre) Saffra: Dammit, that was supposed to be a meteor :P
(cre) Drakkos moans. Oh baby! Again! Again!
(cre) illusion: yeah, i got a bit confused there :P
You creator-tell: Er.. IT was wasn't it?
(cre) Archana: looked like a meteor to me
(cre) Taffyd: Looked like a meteor to me..:P
(cre) Atom: Yep, same here.
(cre) Drakkos: Felt like one too.
You creator-tell: It had little craters in it and everything.
(cre) Saffra: Oh, I didn't see the message.
(cre) Saffra whistles innocently.
(cre) Lemming: Was it good for you, Drakkos?
(cre) Ryoga: I saw a meteor...mind you I was busy hiding under a table, but I saw it...
(cre) Shrike: you only see it if you're outside. :)
(cre) Taffyd: Doesn't show up if you have shouts muffed I think
(cre) Taffyd: I'm inside and I saw it. :)
(cre) Shrike: oh, is that it? roight
(cre) Saffra: Nuts :)
(cre) Shrike: two, check.
You creator-tell: KY.
(cre) Presto: that joke reminded me of another joke, but I'd have to go look it up to get it right
(cre) Presto: :)
(cre) Taffyd: Anyway! I am going to get an hour's sleep before I have to go to work
(cre) Taffyd: -zonk-
(cre) Mansarde: speaking of work...
(cre) Mansarde waves.
(cre) Saffra: It was fun anyway :)

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(Nevvyn... Liaison... Alledged "Man with Dubious Ancestry")