Welcome to my quotes page, where I hold only you responsible for what you say!
These quotes have been gathered from my friends on a MUD called Discworld...
Shrike tells you: call it habit at this point, i suppose. :)
Shrike tells you: hey! you
Shrike tells you: hey! you're older! *hump*
--Shrike doing something odd to Taarna
(cre) Pinkfish: whoo. Groovy :) THis horse is walking around.
(cre) Saffra: Pinkfish Honeydreamer is: in horse
Shrike tells you: anyway, please do play with it at your leisure. don't let my
nattering on stop you :)
Alana says: witcher
That is Alana the Adventurer, Womble's Friend.
Alana says: oitcher
You grin.
Alana says: wotcher
You greet Alana warmly.
You tell Shrike: i can't remember how to work this goat
You laugh at Shrike.
Shrike asks you: stick her hind legs in your welly boots and put the front ones
over the retaining wall?
You boggle at Shrike.
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Hmm, due to Narfs stupidity I gotta ask here... Anybody know what ma.it.wo.am does? :P
[witches] BatHoffinA's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: an amulet of some kind.. i guess :(
[witches] BatHoffinA's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: i'm not sure exactly what tho..
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Funny how they create this great skills system, and some things dont even have a use. :P
witches is Narf a witch? I could have sworn he wasn't *boggles*
You whisper into the wedding ring.
> whois narf
That is Narf of Ping the Primate of Gapp, True Eater of Pie, Gapp's PRRepresentative, Wheeler Dealer, The Leader of Pie Eaters.
> witches all other guilds have primaries that arent' currently used either, it's something for us to grow on
You whisper into the wedding ring.
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Well, put it this way, he didnt know so he refered me to people whou 'would'
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Warriors.
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: All their skills are used.
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Same with assassins.
witches hmmm and they're one of the oldest guilds
You whisper into the wedding ring.
> [witches] Atalanta's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: ah well
witches do you really need this much of my brain to make common sense?
You whisper into the wedding ring.
[witches] BatHoffinA's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: oldest guild eh/ no wonder all they think is UG
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Err, yes I do akasha.
witches we're the newest guild..........(follow me here)....many of our skills aren't used yet
You whisper into the wedding ring.
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Right...
[witches] Atalanta's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: we're growing all the time, I'm sure that these skills will be used
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Ok then.
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Call me when you know what it does
witches you really are obnoxious dear, call us when you grow up
You whisper into the wedding ring.
[witches] Alexandria's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Thanks.
witches anytime dearie
You whisper into the wedding ring.
Atalanta de Plainswalker cheers enthusiastically at you.
[witches] Que's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Back later.
[witches] Tannah's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: ma.it.wo.am Will be used when charms are in play. :)
[witches] Tannah's wispy voice comes from the wedding ring, saying: Used more, that is.
-Proof that Akasha is *not* always nice, and that even the Witches guild has a few clueless members
[taepha completes juice quaffer]
[taepha killed by drinking one too many fruit juices drinking one too
many fruit juices drinking one too many fruit juices ]
[tycho completes juice quaffer]
[tycho killed by drinking one too many fruit juices ]
[Modare leaves Discworld]
(cre) Eboin: ouch
[janus killed by janus (with a call)]
You creator-tell: no boards with new messages. *swoon*
(cre) Anni: Always a good feeling ;)
[Saffra posts a message to flame just to annoy you and one message explodes in
sympathy]
You grin at Saffra d'Licious.
Saffra d'Licious really doesn't want to get thighs and Shrike in the same
sentence.
DarfMall asks you: Do you have any tea?
You blink at DarfMall.
DarfMall asks you: or can you heal me?
-- Tela the Obviously Unable to Heal Priestess of Sek.
You tell Saffra d'Licious: good! it's prolly out of my bugger by now
You tell Saffra d'Licious: BUFFER
Saffra d'Licious grins at you.
You slap your forehead and exclaim: D'oh! at Saffra d'Licious.
Saffra d'Licious teases you.
You ask Saffra d'Licious: you just copied that, didn't you?
(cre) Laurana misked speling kluss
(cre) Dogbolter: Variety is the space of loaf.
(cre) Valentijn groins.
You ask: hrm, that possessive in fondle..is that a bug in the soul?
Taffyd d'Licious says: yeah
Taffyd d'Licious says: :)
Taffyd d'Licious fondles his
[Apex]Que: Your nutcase :oP
Myre: Suuure you did dearie, here have another frog pill
Atalanta: I believe you, my sister :)
BatHoffina: me too - sticks up for Akasha, and sees hamster too
Akasha: starts a hamster seeing society for Witches
Myre: *peers atalanta*
Atalanta: blood is thicker than hallucinations, Myre =)
BatHoffina: *sniggers*
Whippet: and a much prettier color
Myre: goes to check her blood supply
[Hags Inc] Ibblek Ookerton: *laugh* x asks you, 'are you available'?
[Hags Inc] Gunnlag de Nada: Well? Are you?
[Hags Inc] Gunnlag de Nada flutters her eyelashes.
[Hags Inc] Quece Wyrd: oooh...did you say for the right price? :)
[Hags Inc] Akasha de Nada flirts outrageously
[Hags Inc] Ibblek Ookerton: I said it depended on whether chocolate was involved ;)
[Hags Inc] Quece Wyrd: first you have to ask him how big it is :)
(Delta) I forgot you witches prefer entry from the back
-lost at Granny's
Baines wisps: Sixteen corpses of wolves and the corpse of a squirrel are on the ground.
Baines wisps: hey, they attacked me :p
chat Poor squirrel... Did you spare his nuts, Baines? ;)
You whisper into the stone medallion.
Baines wisps: the squirrel didn't know how to duck and cover... "The fire vaporises sixteen wolves and the squirrel."
chat Ah, so he's got roasted nuts then...
You whisper into the stone medallion.
Lataub grins at you.
Daffodil wisps: mmm, discworld fried nuts, thanks to colonel baines :P
Janus wisps: rofl
> Azhoun wisps: Squirrels are expendable.
chat So are newbies ;)
You whisper into the stone medallion.
> Teshal wisps: I have roasting nuts.
chat Don't sit so close to the fire, Teshal?
You whisper into the stone medallion.
> Daffodil wisps: teshal: over an open fire? :)
Teshal wisps: No I'm really sick and whenever this happens my nuts get really really warm
-Submitted by Moody Blues
Moody Blues boggles quizically at the kitty flasher.
[thieves] Matrim wisps: Simidh this.. simidh that, he had money, he had skills.. his penis was much larger and he was so much more virile, moan moan moan!
[thieves] Mavensky wisps: oooh, phallic jealousy!
[thieves] Philbert wisps: i don't think I ever moaned that much. No matter how big his penis was
In Virginia there's a saint, dear Akasha
In her bed, she'd let people squash there.
Parties start out with the rum,
From thence grows the fun,
And always, the carpet would splash-a.
-Our Saffra, Limericking the Night Away
(cre) Sasquatch goes down on Mirablis
(cre) Sutekh: get a room!
(cre)Ceres: try tell_creator("furcifer", "Bing: " + str + "\n");
(cre)Dragonkin: Or tell_creator("furcifer", "Bing: %O\n", str )?
(cre)Akasha thinks men making talking to hard
(cre)Ceres thinks akasha is finding thinking too hard :)
(cre)Akasha refrains from comment to avoid banishment
(cre)Que bops Akasha.
(cre)Ceres grins.
-Akasha makes new friends
[playtesters] DLsss wisps: Whim the giant fruitbat dealt the death blow to the snarling rogue.
[playtesters] Laurana wisps: ahhhhh the bats are getting into the pt'ing spirit too... good good
[playtesters] Hufte wisps: Go, Whim!
[playtesters] Fruitbat wisps: Squeak!
[playtesters] DLsss wisps: rofl!
Saffra d'Licious tells you: worl...
Saffra d'Licious tells you: Er...work.
Saffra d'Licious tells you: I'm tired! Leeme along.
Saffra d'Licious tells you: ALONE.
-submitted by Chowmein
Moofrog wisps: really sorry
HugoVictor wisps: if you had join us, moonfrog you would be rich by now
Moofrog wisps: just want to apologize...
Moofrog wisps: :)
Moofrog wisps: its MOOfrog
Moofrog wisps: don't confuse the names
Mansarde wisps: that's quite a surreal image, actually ... a frog that moos.
Mansarde wisps: of maybe a cow mooing, and out pops a frog
Submitted by the sparkling Saffra!
(cre) Saffra: There was a Virginian named Presto
(cre) Saffra: In his 'stang he liked to invest-o
(cre) Saffra: With leather jacket a-wing
(cre) Saffra: And tug on his earring,
(cre) Saffra: His gearstick he'd passionately carress-o.
You creator-tell: he doesn't have a gear shift
(cre) Saffra: I'm sure he's embarassed about that Akasha, let's not spread it around.
(cre) Akasha blushes
-Saffra, Limricking the night away :)
(cre) Jeremy: There once was a young man from Hunghung
(cre) Jeremy: Who stepped in a large pile of dung-dung.
(cre) Jeremy: He said, leaning over to wipe off his loafer,
(cre) Jeremy: "I wish I could reach with my tongue-tongue."
(cre) Rue: that's disgusting. Would you like to code for Hunghung?
-Jeremy gets a new domain
[snipped a 15 minute conversation about network protocals]
(cre) Terano gives Rue a shot of DHCP
(cre) Rhinehold DLSW's all over Rue
(cre) Saffra: Um. Clothes. Makeup. Shoes.
(cre) Akasha pokes Terano in the NetBeui
(cre) Rue: ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
(cre) Saffra: Well dammit woman, what do you want from me? :P
(cre) Terano zaps Akasha with a routing table
(cre) Rodion hasn't gotten a new pair of shoes in six years or so.
(cre) Awful: Books. Music.
(cre) Akasha attacks Terano's memory allocation tables
(cre) Rhinehold: we're trying to get rid of the last OS/2 box we have...
(cre) Saffra: You told me to stop fanning the testosterone@
(cre) Rodion got two new books today, on the other hand :-)
(cre) Terano: Erk, that reminds me of a problem we had last year :P
(cre) Rue: etchings. B movies.
(cre) Rhinehold: then I can start eliminating the Netware servers...
You creator-tell: hey he attacked Rooooo I had to defend her!
(cre) Rue: Rhinehold has had too much of his exfoliant :)
(cre) Saffra: Weather. Er...everyone's health?
(cre) Rodion: A new translation of Beowulf and Bluebeard...
(cre) Rhinehold puffs up his chest...
(cre) Terano: Dodgy software on our routers, they started sending mangled
packets to each other at a rate of knots, and the whole network fell over
:P
(cre) Rodion natters on to himself about books and music.
(cre) Terano: I didn't attack Rue! I converted her to a more scalable protocol!
(cre) Akasha admits defeat
[def] Cold: I'm not coming out now. :P
[def] Moonfrog: scaredy cat
[def] Josie: Cool, maybe I'll get an ot.pe tm
[def] Chowmein: Aren't you? :P
[def] Kitiana: you're stuck in the closet?
[def] Cold: ^&*6!
[def] Moonfrog: wooo
[def] Kitiana smiles sweetly
[def] Moonfrog: why cold I had no idea
[def] Cold: Mmm. :P
[def] Josie: quooooooote paaaaaaage :)
[def] Cold: Stop ganging up on me. :P
[def] Chowmein: Oh eck, no wonder he always groups with me *hides behind Moonie*
[def] Moonfrog: I"m on it!
-Cold comes out ;)
(cre) Akasha sprays her stinky roommate down with raspberry spray
You creator-tell: why must men ALWAYS stink up the room???
(cre) Jeremy: Gas.
(cre) Awful: It's territory. We must mark it.
(cre) Aeson: Not 'all' men do.
(cre) Jeremy: Yes we do. Admit it.
(cre) Shrike farts territorially.
(cre) Shrike glares at Awful and kicks some dirt up.
(cre) Taffyd: Everyone farts at least 7 times a day.
(cre) Akasha falls over laughing
(cre) Jeremy thinks that was some fart of Shrike's if it kicked up dirt.
(cre) Awful: If they don't, they explode.
(cre) Akasha opens windows
(cre) MiKasa: some men are aware of their stench and take steps to correct it
(cre) Shrike: you don't know the half of it, Jeremy.
(cre) Taffyd: You can get special pet food that reduces the smell!
(cre) Sousjagne gags.
(cre) Akasha cackles
(cre) Sousjagne: Men...
(cre) Sousjagne gags again.
(cre) Akasha feeds Peter Science Diet
(cre) Sousjagne blinks innocently.
(cre) Aeson is innocent.
(cre) Archana: maybe you should switch to women then, at least they bathe
You creator-tell: very true
(cre) Rue: men are proud of their farting abilities :)
(cre) Sousjagne: It's such a disgusting word!
(cre) Taffyd farts with unparallelled expertise.
(cre) Wobin: Would you prefer "passing gas"?
(cre) Awful goes out to find something to roll around in.
(cre) Wyvyrn: I remember how embarressed my mother got when she played "farting"
in scrabble once :p
(cre) Rue: no use being delicate, Sousjagne. :)
(cre) Sousjagne: I'd prefer not talking about it, actually. :)
(cre) Taffyd: Seriously?
(cre) Wobin: It's a natural body function =O)
(cre) Sousjagne: Yeah, but we don't have regular talks about all natural body
functions, do we?
(cre) Taffyd: www.pullmyfinger.com, just for you Sousjagne. ;P
(cre) MiKasa: I'm with Sous... lets be delicate
(cre) Taffyd: well.. actually we do.
(cre) Sousjagne: Or maybe... we do... *cringes* *realises she's a newbie cre*
(cre) Wobin: I thought that sort of conversation was par for the cre channel?
(cre) Wyvyrn: We haven't talked about bile secretion in a while, now :/
(cre) Sousjagne runs off to cover herself in pillows.
(cre) Rue: nor foot odour
(cre) Taffyd: Often Rue and I have detailed conversations about how much our
bladders can hold.
(cre) MiKasa: you missed the Drakkos self pleasure dreams, Sous... highly
interesting *gag*
(cre) Archana is glad she missed that one
-same conversation picked up 30 mins later, watch how this one develops!
(cre) Taffyd: You woudln't believe how interesting the sinus drainage mechanism
is, Archana.
(cre) Sousjagne shivers violently.
(cre) Taffyd: Or talking about post nasal drip discharge...
(cre) Taffyd snorts phlegm up and down from ihs sotmach to his throat happily.
(cre) Jeremy: I just had a CT scan of my sinuses.
(cre) Archana: what? snot? thats not at all interesting, the least you can do is
talk about stomach disorders and projectile vomiting
(cre) Taffyd: Not just snot Archana. :)
(cre) Taffyd: Oh no.
(cre) Taffyd: THink of snot with a semen like texture. ;p
You creator-tell: hmmm or semen with a snotty texture
(cre) MiKasa: where is Thalasso/Druze... he's always good for a bodily function
conversation
(cre) Jeremy: Imagine having an orgasm everytime you blew your nose.
(cre) Saffra blinks at the cre channel tiredly and wills it to make sense.
(cre) Wobin: I'd take pepper for that disorder...
(cre) Rue: I'm going for the if yawn then orgasm
(cre) Archana: I would insist that that individual seek a doctors help
(cre) MiKasa: Jeremy... I'd like that, actually
(cre) Siel agrees with Rue
(cre) Wobin: Woo... yawns are contagious =O)
(cre) Taffyd: hehe.. snot rockets!
You creator-tell: hmmm I like Jeremy's idea
(cre) Archana: I see nothing wrong with that jeremy except for the fact that
people would like colds more
(cre) MiKasa blinks too
(cre) Ariadne has really bad hayfever...
(cre) MiKasa: I'd go around huggling Pewsy for that
(cre) Akasha has horrible allergies
(cre) Awful: Actually, there is a medical condition like that.
(cre) Archana: lucky bastards
(cre) Taffyd: what, orgasmic nose blows?
(cre) MiKasa: pass it on!
You creator-tell: I want it!
(cre) Awful: Yes, although it may be neurological (according to my wife here).
(cre) Awful: I understand many women take pepper to treat it.
(cre) MiKasa: that's ok with me too
You creator-tell: yes, I could handle that
(cre) Archana: what if you don't want to treat it
(cre) MiKasa: get to the good part.. how do you CATCH it?
(cre) Awful: If I told that, do you think I'd tell you for free?
(cre) Awful: Er ... If I knew that ... etc.
(cre) MiKasa bribes Awful with nice things
(cre) Archana begs awful
(cre) Akasha rubs Awfuls feet
(cre) Wobin: Aha! You -do- know! =O)
(cre) Archana: come on inquirign minds want to know
(cre) Awful: No, really I don't. Else I'd be rich.
(cre) Saffra tries desperately to catch all this for the quote page.
-still wishing Awful would tell the secret
[playerkillers] Cold wisps: The officer of the Watch eyes the small patched dog over....Ah yeeees, right. Sooo, the watch are into beastiality?
[playerkillers] Talen wisps: of course, what would you expect from terano? ;)
-submitted by Chowmein
Last updated on 06/06/00
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