(cre) Presto: Good night. I'm going to bed. Oh, and thanks for the head, Rodion.
(cre) Presto: huh huh. I'm
gonna get a tattoo of a butt, with a butt-shaped
tattoo on it. And I'm gonna get it right on my butt. Huhhuh uh-huhhuh.
(cre) Presto: I guess Dongs are cheap. :-b
(cre) Presto: I still like the sauce pumpers better, no matter what grampa says.
- Presto refers to the refrigerator of filth (TM).
- submitted by Wizkid
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snow!!
(cre) Que: Presto, it won't
fit!
(cre) Presto: well, that's something I don't hear often
(cre) Shrike comforts Presto.
(cre) Presto: ti generlaly means the hous eis on fire.
- Presto acquires Jeslek Syndrome
(cre) Shrike: I like it,
Presto
(cre) Presto: I bet you say that to all the boys.
(cre) Presto: You tore my rubber
(cre) Presto: Oh look, Rue is here. All men should defend themselves. Hide the phalluses.
- Tannah is the one to watch out for.
(cre) Presto: At my age, I could only earn $200 a night.
Presto gets put out to stud...
(cre) Presto: Okay, where
are the babes?
(cre) Presto hobbles around hopefully.
(cre) Presto: foo
[Presto enters Discworld (invisible)]
Lando wisps: fat bloke in a dress.
(cre) Archana didn't know Presto wore dresses
(cre) Presto: only in summer
(cre) Presto: hang on, I thought naked time was 6:30
(cre) Presto: "Just twist the 1st thing you can grab", as the high priest said to the vestal virgin
(cre) Presto orgasms for
Rue.
(cre) Presto: there
(cre) Pinkfish: Oh... Hmmm... Presto is quick :)
(cre) Presto:
eek, the Ozzies are way in fron on the 'countries' list
(cre) Presto: font
(cre) Presto: front
[Malakite enters Discworld]
[Vranx leaves Discworld]
(cre) Presto cheets
(cre) Presto cheers too
(cre) Presto: nned more runm
(really?) :)
Irony wisps: Michael
Sativa asks: asks you: where do you get withered thingies and balls?
Irony wisps: *sniggers*
Thrakog wisps: rofl!
Presto wisps: Shrike
(cre) Presto:
and I do mean huge
(cre) Presto: it's bigger than Cartman's ass!
Presto tells you: I usually
get mine in the shower.
(cre) Presto: I just
wrote 137 lines of code... that's more than I've done in ages.
(cre) Presto wonders how Rue get him to work.
(hint: blackmail.)
(cre) Presto: emote meant
to emote that
[Isonaria enters Discworld]
(cre) Presto: bugger
(cre) Dogbolter: Psst!
(cre) Presto: what does it mean when your fibgers don't work any more?
(cre) Jeremy: Heh. He really is drunk :)
[Arienne leaves Discworld]
(cre) Dogbolter: ->
(cre) Presto: fingers!
(cre) Fevvers: you're drunk?
(cre) Presto: you're sitting next to me, what do you think? :)
(cre) Dogbolter jates drunken cres, logging on in the middle of the nitght!
(cre) Presto jates Dogbolter
The Wizard of Oz comes to Discworld..
(cre) Presto: I.... could....
MUD away the hours, coding shops and flowers, debuggin Klatch domain....
(cre) Presto: I could fix up lots of typos instead of twid-dilling a my toes
if I only had a brain....
(cre) Presto: My knickers
won't behave themselves. :)
-submitted by Lauranana
Gagoi wisps: just one more
thing before i go though...
Gagoi wisps: ... I love Presto!
Kiersten wisps: he is kinda cute, isn't he?
To the southeast, Gagoi Le'Teutates shouts: I love Presto!! ... *faint scream*
[Gagoi leaves Discworld]
-Hmmm....
(cre) Presto: BaneofBris?
(cre) Presto: what's the Bane of Bris? A really tough foreskin?
-submitted by Archana