See Presto's Quotation page

 

Presto speaks . . .

(also guaranteed to be taken out of context)

(cre) Presto: Good night. I'm going to bed. Oh, and thanks for the head, Rodion.

[Presto leaves Discworld]

(cre) Presto: huh huh. I'm gonna get a tattoo of a butt, with a butt-shaped
tattoo on it. And I'm gonna get it right on my butt. Huhhuh uh-huhhuh.

(cre) Presto: I guess Dongs are cheap. :-b

(cre) Presto: I still like the sauce pumpers better, no matter what grampa says.

- Presto refers to the refrigerator of filth (TM).

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(cre) Presto: God, what a load of old properties I have hanging on me
(cre) Gototh begins urban renewal on Presto.
(cre) Terano gets in engineers to terraform :)

- submitted by Wizkid

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&@*&#(%&!(*@&@#(&%& @#)(%&(@*&#%*&!&@#&@ snow!!

(cre) Que: Presto, it won't fit!
(cre) Presto: well, that's something I don't hear often
(cre) Shrike comforts Presto.

(cre) Presto: ti generlaly means the hous eis on fire.

- Presto acquires Jeslek Syndrome

(cre) Shrike: I like it, Presto
(cre) Presto: I bet you say that to all the boys.
(cre) Presto: You tore my rubber

(cre) Presto: Oh look, Rue is here. All men should defend themselves. Hide the phalluses.

- Tannah is the one to watch out for.

(cre) Presto: At my age, I could only earn $200 a night.

Presto gets put out to stud...

(cre) Presto: Okay, where are the babes?
(cre) Presto hobbles around hopefully.

(cre) Presto: foo
[Presto enters Discworld (invisible)]
Lando wisps: fat bloke in a dress.
(cre) Archana didn't know Presto wore dresses
(cre) Presto: only in summer

(cre) Presto: hang on, I thought naked time was 6:30

(cre) Presto: "Just twist the 1st thing you can grab", as the high priest said to the vestal virgin

(cre) Presto orgasms for Rue.
(cre) Presto: there
(cre) Pinkfish: Oh... Hmmm... Presto is quick :)

(cre) Presto: eek, the Ozzies are way in fron on the 'countries' list
(cre) Presto: font
(cre) Presto: front
[Malakite enters Discworld]
[Vranx leaves Discworld]
(cre) Presto cheets
(cre) Presto cheers too
(cre) Presto: nned more runm

(really?) :)

Irony wisps: Michael Sativa asks: asks you: where do you get withered thingies and balls?
Irony wisps: *sniggers*
Thrakog wisps: rofl!
Presto wisps: Shrike

(cre) Presto: and I do mean huge
(cre) Presto: it's bigger than Cartman's ass!

Presto tells you: I usually get mine in the shower.

(cre) Presto: I just wrote 137 lines of code... that's more than I've done in ages.
(cre) Presto wonders how Rue get him to work.

(hint: blackmail.)

(cre) Presto: emote meant to emote that
[Isonaria enters Discworld]
(cre) Presto: bugger
(cre) Dogbolter: Psst!
(cre) Presto: what does it mean when your fibgers don't work any more?
(cre) Jeremy: Heh. He really is drunk :)
[Arienne leaves Discworld]
(cre) Dogbolter: ->
(cre) Presto: fingers!
(cre) Fevvers: you're drunk?
(cre) Presto: you're sitting next to me, what do you think? :)
(cre) Dogbolter jates drunken cres, logging on in the middle of the nitght!
(cre) Presto jates Dogbolter

The Wizard of Oz comes to Discworld..

(cre) Presto: I.... could.... MUD away the hours, coding shops and flowers, debuggin Klatch domain....
(cre) Presto: I could fix up lots of typos instead of twid-dilling a my toes if I only had a brain....

(cre) Presto: My knickers won't behave themselves. :)

-submitted by Lauranana

Gagoi wisps: just one more thing before i go though...
Gagoi wisps: ... I love Presto!
Kiersten wisps: he is kinda cute, isn't he?
To the southeast, Gagoi Le'Teutates shouts: I love Presto!! ... *faint scream*
[Gagoi leaves Discworld]

-Hmmm....

(cre) Presto: BaneofBris?
(cre) Presto: what's the Bane of Bris? A really tough foreskin?

-submitted by Archana