They're nice looking at 19, then they turn into turnip shaped blocks of gristle w/ a
spatula in one hand ;)
--Dreldragon tells us about Italian women
He was a sardine, dressed as a bridesmaid, up the backside of the camel they rode in on.
--Deutha Ffing
For when you fart ... the asbestos prevents it
--Obilix's helpful hints
Pinkfish: waffle irons!
Lyam: good to see you share my interest in jaffle makers
Lyam: in fact all maner of toasting equipment
Pinkfish flies around like a dear.
If your taking orders. How about a big penis for Raffi?
--Drew tries to be helpful
Pinkfish gets a woodburger and a frozen lake.
Pinkfish gives the woodburger and frozen lake to Presto.
--Pinkfish also tries to be helpful
I was told that everyone at Discworld was .... I think to say it politely..'different'.
--Svental at Suvangi MUD
Yeppers with my large fat nipples, I won't be able to hide it that is for sure.
When we first tried the clamps, I had them on for about 45 minutes..... it was
a great sensation, but when we took them off....my nipples got harder and longer
than they ever had...and they stayed senstive for over 5 hours.
--Anonymous, contender for Mischat of the Century
When i am old and grey i will lie in the gutter on disc and beg money for drink.
--Raffi on her future plans
Laurana asks you: what has carrots got to do with ANYTHING?
Anyone object if I change my name by deed poll to Mr Giraffe?
--Obilix seeks advice
Hobbes: Man, it's hot outside *phew*
Pinkfish: Eat a ice cube.
Hobbes: I think a milkshake is more ... tasty
Brandobas: But not as square.
--More wisdom from the cres
Deutha: False!
Deutha: There was no world championship that year because of the shortage of toilet paper
Hmmm... That explosion burnt off my clothes :b
--Deutha
Sunray asks you: urgh. urgh?
[Deutha leaves Discworld]
[hobbes dests deutha]
(cre) Hobbes: shit!
Laurana tells you: and now the fruit is misbehaving :(
Let's face up to reality. The universe, and everything in it, is one big quantum fart.
--Deutha on the universe
Turambar: PF? Can you help me?
Pinkfish: No idea. What was the question?
--Pinkfish pays attention
Pinkfish covers Laurana in false moustaches.
I'm talking with him, I'd guess he's about 15, he's just found his dick and the testosterone
is kicking in big time. :)
--Ceres
who needs recharging when you can have the InstaReady(tm) Turbo Schlong 2000(rm)
--Olorin
Octarina got a runtime error and wink had a cow and then it wouldnt let her swipe a
necklace.
--Laurana informs us of a bug
anything absolutemy basic, if not, I'll try to get thhesleep of; sho pphagdes;
--Olorin after one too many
Terano tells Belle, Shalla and you: incriminate? you make it sound like filling a
papermache penis full of explosives and setting it off is a crime :)
--Terano explains things to Laurana
Jeslek grabs the "smaetrst" title.
--Jeslek, the smartest cre around
Laura's got a singing butt. Great!
--Obilix, Seattle Mudmeet '98
If you put one leg on either side you ought to fit.
--Ceres, Seattle Mudmeet '98
Obilix: Anyone want a lay?
Belle: I'll try one.
--Seattle Mudmeet '98
Bloody hell! Would you look at those!? And those?!
--Phaedra looking at photos of women with breast enhancement
Ooo, I gotta see this.
--Belle's response
(Seattle Mudmeet '98)
I must have the largest testicles in the world.
--Can't remember. Damn! (Seattle Mudmeet '98)
It's harder to pick the fish bones out of pancakes.
--Sage advice from Jeremy
[Presto leaves Discworld]
(cre) Shalla: now that presto is gone... that goat sounded interesting.
--What goes on behind my back?
Sin: gin smells to me like unbathed whore. Or maybe unbathed whores smell
like gin. Either way.
Hobbes: i dont smell unbathed whores that often
--The cres hard at work
(cre) Taffyd: Does anyone else want to handle this? *sweet smile*
(cre) Skypti: Has it been washed first?
--Well, you can't be too careful
Tape tells you: how big can it get before Ceres gets angry? :)
--Tape gets personal
I have a flaming case of gonorrhoea.
--Grampa (from Laurana's trip to Seattle)
Shalla wisps: yeah, but try chewing gum, chatting and walking?
Terano wisps: *chews come and falls down and drools*
(cre) Deutha: what was that?
(cre) Laurana: what was what?
(cre) Deutha: [laurana dests ceres]
(cre) Laurana: oh, I didnt like him anymore, so I dested him
(cre) Deutha: ah, we all get like that sometimes.
--One from the Olde Dayes
heat cream? Personally what I really try to avoid is masturbating after chopping chilli's, it's not a good feeling:)
--Olorin supplies Too Much Information
To see the talker conversation that prompted this quote, read
Tricky's story about heat balm.
(cre) Olorin: What the hell is a poem about strawberries doing in the documentation of query_direct() ?
--Being a creator isn't all fun and games
anyway, I'm going to go bathe, thensheep
--MacChirton
I just do it to myself. I haven't got to try it on anyone else yet.
--Shalla
(cre) Rue: you can make a pirate shit *runs and hides*
--Rue sums up the role of the Lord of Waterways
(cre) Shaggy: I take it the curse affects Mac's trousers
(cre) MacChirton: No
(cre) MacChirton: And I'm not wearing trousers
yes, yes, and it came out of a chicken's vagina.
--Presto enjoys his devilled eggs
Note: normally I wouldn't put one of my own here, but Rue made me. :)
(cre) Sojan: oh don't worry about the length, thats just the half of it.
--Sojan gives warning to Mansarde
(cre) Terano: its easy to get on the quotes page, make a paper mache penis and your half way there :)
(cre) Sin: Official announcement now: I SUCH!
(cre) Phatcows: and my beaver works :)
--Over the years, I've learned not to ask.
I don't have to cut anything off, I'm just shrinking it.
--Threed, a kinder, gentler Lorena Bobbitt
(cre) Rue: at least you don't have to wear short skirts and cowboy boots :)
(cre) Jeremy: Nope. I do it because I want to.
--quite a picture, isn't it?
(cre) WizKid: Anyone have a mineral pebble handy?
(cre) Jeremy: No, I always take them for granite. ;)
--That was a pune, or play on words
(cre) Jeslek: uhm ithink som ver weird.
--Quite
You ask Rue: would you like a balloon?
Rue tells you: no. I prefer to suck :)
Rue tells you: *laugh* sulk
--Tape evokes a Freudian slip from Rue
(cre) Threed: toasted hamsters covered in vaseline with rubber bands. Reminds me, I'm cooking spaghetti bolognese tomorrow.
--I don't see the connection, myself
(cre) Que pees at the invis Que.
--it's rude, but it's a neat trick
(lord) Pinkfish: Which mud is this?
--Um, wait. Don't tell me....
(cre) Que notices the creators abandoning ship and wonders if we are going down.
(cre) Belzathras floats on top of the scum.
(cre) Que: Bel Get off of me.
(cre) Number does his famous impregnation of a corn field.
--It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it
[talking afro killed by rywfol (with a call)]
--Er, OK?
(cre) Rue: my god.. cottage cheese has floppy curds.
(cre) Jeremy: I know the feeling.
(cre) Terano turns Insomniacs pole into a jello cube
(cre) Taffyd: It was taken out because it was balanced.
--Taffyd on the whereabouts of the flash powder
(cre) Chelle: Woman! =) U noe the stuff in M'sia those aromatherapy burner thingies made of ermm... cement, I think, you noe those things? Are they cheap in M'sia??
--What's even better is that it was a mistell
(cre) Jeslek: hmm I aplied to klatch saying I wanted to work on guilds, and ended up in hell!
--Job placement among creators
(cre) Aragorn: I want to be on the team with the biggest bastards. Anyone know whose team Presto and Rywfol are on? :)
--Infamy is better than obscurity
[two] Exfebe wisps: Anyone got a tricky question for me?
[two] WizKid wisps: ever try rubbing heat cream on your dick? ;)
(cre) Gruper: You probably get very long, thin ones when you're eighty.
(cre) Gototh: Ah, he got caught raping a pig in a public toilet without inviting spectators...
(cre) Midnite: eeeeeek! rywfol's rolling on me and I can't run away because my leg has deflated!
You ask Shalla: This holy blade of Soyin that I have, whos is that?
Shalla tells you: gimme a sex[
Shalla tells you: a SEC. a SEC[
--The liaisons get *really* helpful (submitted by Exfebe)
Rue asks you: You must be furry?
You ask Rue: Why so?
Rue tells you: No idea. The thought just popped into my hand.
--Rue has furry palms (submitted by Rywfol)
Bingo wisps: oops it just went off in my hands ;)
(cre) Rue: that one's going to Presto .. ;)
Daisilodavi wisps: bingo: pssst! keep it to says and remotes
(cre) Dogbolter: Geez he's huge...
(cre) Deutha: I don't drop hints. I hurl them with gusto, and if they don't stick, I use more force the next time.
(cre) Magpie: bugger these monks
(cre) Pinkfish: no no! Bugger me!
(cre) Sernab: Isn't that against the rules?
(cre) Taffyd is about to try that now.
(cre) Terano: there are rules about buggering monks?
(cre) Magpie peers at Taffyd...don't let the abbot know
--The reason nothing gets done
(cre) Gruper: The discussion on Apex was fun too, where Kai, maysherestinpeace, admitted to having breasts three furlongs long.
(cre) Gruper: She thought we were talking about her beard, though.
(cre) Archana: my didn't know they came in that size
(cre) Magpie missed that.
(cre) Terr doesn't wanna know
(cre) Terr kidnaps Shalla and flees
(cre) Shalla blinksd. now that would be something, considering kai and i have the same bra size.
(cre) Shalla did not just say that.
--Ditto
Ariadne tells you exclaiming: if cwc cres are quiet, the sur ones are dead!
--I *thought* I smelled something
(cre) Pinkfish: I get a little worried every time I get milk now.
--Pinkfish on the state of his fridge after the Seattle mudmeet
(cre) Insomniac: What about the anal leakage ones that we get? :)
--I dunno, what about them?
There's nothing worse to light than a soggy witch.
--Archana, Seattle Mudmeet '99
Arielle: Well, guess where I came from!
Archana: Mars?
--Seattle Mudmeet '99
(cre) Sin: no smegma here. Like I said, the gnomes keep things clean
I have one of your nuts caught in my teeth.
--Rywfol confesses to Mansarde (from Mansarde's 21st)
My arse is not a set of bongo drums
--Threed's daily music lesson (from Mansarde's 21st)
[Genitals leaves Discworld]
[shalla dests genitals]
--Watch your step, gents
(cre) Obilix: No, Rywfol, your genitals are definately not a player worshippable god.
--But what kind of rituals would you get?
(cre) Ryoga: no, every time I finger it goes green right after fatboy...
(cre) Archana: not unless that old man is shoved up the cavity of a hen
(cre) Gerbil: Yeah, but the magically increasing/decreasing bust does very bad ythings to your balance...
(cre) Laurana: you get used to it
(cre) Rue: And lo! The Lord did look unto his handiwork and say "Arse!"
--Coding 2:14
(cre) Shrike: it's not the length of your buffer, it's how you fill it!
(cre) Rue sobs
You creator-tell: what happens if you overflow your buffer?
(cre) Rue: kleenex?
(cre) Dogbolter: Pickled cricket, grinning woman, dirty floor.
--Well, it wasn't about nipples anyway
Allana tells you: Vibrator it is then :P
Rhinehold stops snooping you.
--Rhinehold learns why not to snoop Laurana
(cre) Sin: great. The chickens are trying to burrow to china
--is that good or bad?
Tannah wisped: Orf for a lie down, are you dear?
Magpie wisped: yes, candlewhiff craves food, he says.
--Um?
(cre) Akane is safe from demotion roullette. No one else is stupid enough to want her job.
(cre) Sojan: well actually PF is
(cre) Shrike types with his penis.
(cre) Shrike: thwisd i89as ,morer dfifdfuicxyl;t tha n iotr sweermsa.
--You have to wonder if he..... nah....
(cre) Pinkfish waves like a fire engine.
(cre) Shrike pulls on Pinkfish's hose.
(cre) Nevvyn: Really?I usually end up with poiuytrewq across my abnormally large forehead.
Shalla tells Rue and you: sokay. i'll be pesty back. :) and i never thought i'd use the phrase "bugger faster" *boggles*
(cre) Dogbolter: can't, someone small is up and demanding to be played with.
--You don't have to *tell* us. :-b
(cre) Gototh: Well, when I can't think of anything better to do than nail my dick to a workbench, I'll let you know how it went. :)
--Something to look forward to
(cre) Rywfol: Ever managed to get it stay up for any length of time?
--Well, yes, actually
(cre) Threed: Ah, the inconfessable pleasures of Q-tips.
(cre) Mansarde: um. didn't you just confess?
(cre) Que: Not just my tips, the length of me is good :o)
--Still not that impressive. :)
(cre) Sin: just ask anyone at the party: I spent all night sucking on it.
--He was, too!
(cre) Mansarde: this job calls for someone who can deal with a "Hard working/laid back environment."
(cre) Mansarde ponders
You creator-tell: er, isn't that mutually exclusive?
(cre) Mansarde: i would have thought so...
(cre) Aki: maybe they are asking for hookers?
(cre) Rywfol: I'm a moose, I don't have hands. :(
--How does he type then?
(cre) Obilix: To my trained eye, it looks like a big pile of shit.
Being horizontal is *sooooo* different.
--Taarna
(cre) Archana: My janus sure is long winded
(cre) Jeremy: Your what is long winded?
(cre) Rhinehold: YOUR Janus, Archana?
(cre) Jeremy: Oh, I thought her "j" was sticking.
The other one is decapitated in my bedroom.
--Drinkin' with Akasha
(cre) Laurana: although I spend half my life pulling it out of my mouth if it isn't tied back.
--Laurana and her Mouth of Doom
(cre) Pinkfish: It would have to be a pretty small bum to get between your lips. :)
(cre) Tannah has a very big mouth.
--Deep discussion
(cre) Morgoth: I'll have to get dresses and have a shave before I go out.
(cre) Morgoth: I meant get dressed.
(cre) Sasquatch: shave? bah!
(cre) Mansarde: suuuure. we know what you meant ;)
(cre) Sasquatch: woooo! get dresses eh?
(cre) Morgoth: And not shop for ladies clothes.
(cre) Archana: be glad Presto isn't here Morgoth he'd love that comment
(cre) Sasquatch: oooh, not shop, you mean you already have them?
(cre) Morgoth goes phew.
(cre) Mansarde: it'd be a terrible shame if someone mailed it to him...
(cre) Morgoth: It would be :)
(cre) Morgoth: Lucky for me no-one is going to then :)
(cre) Sasquatch: ok, who's going to mail it then? :)
(cre) Pinkfish: All the problems with spells are fixed.
--Tuesday, August 31, 1999
If you have hormones you can do it.
--Saffra
My breast attack is stronger than anyone in the room!
--Akasha
How the hell did that happen? He was supposed to kiss my ass!
--Saffra, losing to me at video games :)
(cre) Gelert: arse doesn't go back far enough...;(
(cre) Lemming: You need an anal extension then.
(cre) Taffyd: I'll break his kneecaps for free :P
(cre) Mea: well if he doesnt put $130 into my back tommorrow let the breaking begin *WOO*
(cre) Taffyd: You have a coin slot in your back? :P
(cre) Dogbolter: Um, I have news for you Mea...that's not a coin slot...
(cre) Valentijn bounces lick a chicken.
(cre) Saist: i wanna see :)
(cre) Valentijn: erm, like
(cre) Cerisa: So let me get this straight...pictsies are like faeries, only they tip cows, speak like mad Welshmen and have sheep fetishes?
(cre) Archana: Yes, They are Rather lick MacChirton
Saffra d'Licious tells Nevvyn PieEater, Drakkos Wyrmstalker, Shrike d'Bastard and you: Aaaarrrrgrghghslj;kgdfkvlnmrslkgrjhlk;trj
(cre) Midnite generally doesn't bring whipped cream with her to a movie...I think my boyfriend would kill me if he came out all white and blobby
(cre) Rue: someone at work gave me a Pin the Fig Leaf on David game :)
(cre) Taarna woos at Rue
(cre) Lemming: Did you ever finish the game? :)
(cre) Rue: well, no. Taffyd can run pretty fast when approached with a thumbtack.
(cre) Turrican goes for the 'if player know info he's not supposed to have, wipe their butt'.
--Why English can be a dangerous language
(newbie) Specter: how do you differentiate between 2 bags?
(newbie) Rue: the ones with hair are usually witches.
(cre) Tannah destructs a grey box.
(cre) Drakkos: You leave Granny's genitals alone, Tannah!
Rue tells Dogbolter d'Meteor and you: I like b'Ollocks.
(cre) Laurana: my sister-in-law has matching scars on her inner thighs from a curling iron ;-)
(cre) Tannah flinches at the result of 'finger me'.
--Doing something right, I guess. :)
Taarna: I'll get up early in the morning and come over to watch Holly eat grits.
--Here in DC we know how to party
Saffra (to Akasha): You put them somewhere very safe.
Taarna: Oh, you shoved them up your ass.
--Don't ask me
Akasha: What would you do with iron nipples? Would you have to have a switch to turn them on and off? I mean really!
--Just another weekend at Akasha's
Oh shit, it's time to shake it.
--Akasha listening to Collective Soul
(cre) Ceres just realised he's wearing royal blue satin panties ...
(cre) Ceres then he realised that what he's wearing on the mud is even stranger. :)
--Victoria's Secret: the official lingerie store of DW highlords
You know, if you're interested in large, furry women who don't shave, Peter works in a building full of them.
--Akasha gets in the last word
[playtesters] Taffyd wisps: If you have trouble tell me and I will reduce the size.
(cre) Ceres doesn't want to try Taffyd's nuggets. :(
(cre) illusion: not even with special sauce?
Look, I got goo, and all I want to do is wash my hands.
--Akasha making kebobs
Taffyd d'Licious tells you: I read that as "no big hand, little hand on this cock" *sob* :P
--Bedtime for Taffyd
Jeremy tells you: I'm bored and my butt is singing.
--And now, Jeremy's butt singing "Ave Maria"
By the time it got in my mouth I didn't know what I was doing.
--Saffra at the DC Memorial Day Debauch
(cre) Sojan: I suggest madly dashing around the office creaming for anyone with a win95 machine and a blank floppy :)
--could get messy
(cre) Drakkos: For the novelty of having my genitals in someone else's hand for once, go ahead!
(cre) Taffyd: It's ok, I won't circumcise anyone without their permission.
(cre) Sasquatch: Drakkos, meet Mrs Bobbit
(cre) Drakkos: She won't return my calls.
(cre) Drakkos: And yes, I spelt 'calls' correctly.
Taffyd: what is tit the n:P
--You tell me?
(cre) Dasquian: OK, OK, I didn;'t do German either :p
(cre) Pinkfish: Lucky germans.
(cre) Gruper: Could be nasty to drag your erect equipment through a thorny bush.
(cre) Saffra: If a newbie falls in a forest, and there's no one around to hear him...does he still make a whine?
(cre) Igraine: No, he makes sort of a muffled squish as the spiders get him... ;)
(cre) Kili: Ohh, do me now, do me!
--Awaiting his turn
(cre) Igraine: You'd better get one up, and soon Exote. :P I showed you mine, you show me yours!
(cre) Alleya wonders what conversation she's just walked in on
(cre) Jeremy: I'm still stuck on the idea of subliminal turds.
--Ask a silly question...
(cre) MiKasa: I'm just a puddle of randomness
(cre) Rywfol: BillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreastsBillionsofbigbarebouncingbreasts
(cre) Rywfol: Erm, sorry.
(cre) Archana: Magpie can you come vis for a sex
To hell with pi.
--Cerisa IRL
(cre) Dek: Let's get this straight. You just made unbridled passionate love to your new bride, and instead of staying in bed cuddling/murmuring sweet nothings into her ear, you got up, went to your computer, and LOGGED ON TO DISCWORLD????
--They probably wanted to post about it
For general chat and other random comments about nipples keep your comments to the cre channel.
--Pinkfish posts about some new channels
(cre) DantheMan: I resent that, I have at least 1/4 an inch
(cre) Drakkos: Ah, I remember the day the quest XP died. I was visible... poor me!
(cre) Drakkos: The players formed a circle around me, growling and braying as they pushed me around.
Buggery is important in many ways.
--Nasty Little Gruper the Fezzed (UK meet 2001)
I'll give you a sheep for a shit.
--Rodion wheels and deals (Seattle meet 2001)
(cre) Raffi: after awhile I wanted to jump into house, become a guy, have sex with her...just to get it over with.
(cre) Dishrag: I had Exote in the palm of my hand earlier...
(cre) Jeremy: So, what's new around here?
You creator-tell: well
(cre) Jeremy: Nah, we had wells before.
(cre) Lucifer: Me, quite possibly :-)
(cre) Dishrag: Well, we all had a worldwide mudmeet, there was a massive orgy, and both Ceres and Pinkfish are now pregnant with my children.
(cre) Jeremy: So nothing new then?
(cre) Shrike: i keep my log in the refrigerator during sex.
(cre) Saffra: Doesn't it shrink in the cold?
(cre) Shrike: no, the cold makes it stay very firm!
Carefully, so as not to startle it, you let your mind settle into Presto's wand and fade into the foreground of its awareness, getting a feel for the terrain.
After sizing up what makes it tick, you slowly begin to gather and direct the threads of Presto's wand's thoughts towards things that have Power of their own because people Believe in them, things like crowns, broomsticks and kings' swords.
You gently manipulate Presto's wand's awareness, enchanting it with visions of grandeur and priming it to believe it could be a talisman, too, if only people would Believe.
Entranced, Presto's wand perks up and looks around for someone to Believe in its greatness.
--Tannah tests a spell
Let's go buy some whipped cream and do blowjobs.
--Saffra
(cre) Wix: I find it slightly embarrassing to have the property "Taken from`behind by Drakkos" on me...
(cre) Zagor: t dan except the time you had sex in my room and ejaculated into a cup, they might like that one..
(cre) Zagor: oh fuck
(newbie) Dishrag: at the base of the hill we were thinking "Lets strip down to our thermals." about halfway up it was Moon the camera!" and by the top we were thinking "What the hell, we're only here once, we might as well make it memorable."
(newbie) Shrike: Pssst.
(cre) Dishrag: shit.
(newbie) Obscene: I'm scared :(
(cre) Uriko: remove_known_command? :P
(newbie) Melancholic: As you should be. :P
(newbie) Dishrag: Everyone, that was _really_ not meant to happen. *apologises*
(newbie) Uriko: That was a public service announcement brought you by Creators that Care. :)
Note: This is in reference to this photo; WARNING: This is a very large .gif. Also, you probably shouldn't be looking at it in school. :)
(cre) Archana goes Afk to male suff
(Two) Dishrag wisps that she cant remember what tit really is.
(Two) Hekubah wisps that he wonders about that.
(Two) Lucifer wisps: You've gone too long on your own, Dishrag :-
(Two) Dishrag wisps: I've only been single again for 5 days!
(Two) Tasslehoff wisps: dishrag is one helluva sexy babe *sigh*
(Two) Dishrag wisps: Why yes! I have hair like a dead seahorse, and a face like rotten cheese!
--But what *kind* of cheese? (Submited by Lucifer)
(intergossip) Duuk@Haven nods. Chandra Levy is the surrogate mother of the creature eating my brain.
--And you thought the regular cre channel was weird
(Fish) Dasquian wisps: vy cleavage
--Dasquian learns that channels take precedence over souls
(cre) Olorin: I'm writing
(cre) Jeslek: Im thinking. :)
(cre) Dasquian: I'm masturbating.
--I'm putting this up on the quotes page. :)
Skypti dances the dance of the person who hasn't logged in in 497 days. Freeow!
Wobin: Woo Skypti!
Skypti beats the idle Taffyd so's I can say hi and stuff. ;)
Saffra: Presto will kill himself that he missed you :)
Skypti: Darnit, I say!
Skypti: Presto? Ha! That withered old bugger. Wish he was here.
Note #116 by Dasquian posted at Sat Aug 25 10:24:52 2001
Title: "Flying bat shit!"
Thipe reported some bat guano in /room/air which wasn't falling, so went there and indeed some slightly rotten bat guano was falling past you here.
So I ate it.
--
Dasquian
(cre) Shrike sticks a diamond-tipped stylus up tannah's butt?
(cre) Tannah: No. No he doesn't.
(cre) Shrike: well, just trying to help.
(cre) Sin thought diamonds were a girl's best friend
(cre) Tannah: On her fingers, perhaps. Even then it's debatable.
(cre) Sin: fingers, butt, what's the difference
(cre) Tannah: Well, *that's* an illuminating question.
(cre) Shrike: you don't have a very clean bathroom, do you Sin?
(cre) Archana prefers the real thing to battery opperated devices anyday
(cre) Threed: Another senior cre! *drools*
(cre) Rywfol points to Ick.
(cre) Rywfol: Hmm, that makes him (S)Ick =)
(cre) Ick grumbles
(cre) Rywfol: He could eventually earn a promotion to (L)Ick or (H)Ick even..
(cre) Rywfol: god help us if he became a Domain deputy :P
(cre) Atom: What _is_ wrong with macs code anyway?
%%% Disconnected from server
--Remembering MacChirton
(cre) Solace: Drakkos: I told you nto to comment :) hehe
(cre) Tannah: Is that why you've been so gloomy lately, Drakkos?
(cre) Drakkos: That, and the fact the nipple clamps melted.
(cre) Tannah: No one's forced anything Vile between my trembling lips in months. :(
You cre-tell: there's a cartoon on called "It's Hummer Time"
(cre) Katrina: The variety of TV you have worries me, Presto.
(cre) Talge: I still liked seeing a show called 'How to Boil Water' in the TV listings
You cre-tell: oddly enough, the cartoon has nothing to do with Bill Clinton
(cre) Katrina: See? Every time I think Presto might be saying something that indicates he's a normal, well-adjusted human being, he just goes and turns it into something that makes me cringe and say 'ew! dirty!'.
(cre) Talge: Presto's said stuff that sounded normal and well-adjusted?
You cre-tell: if you think I'm a normal, well-adjusted human being, then you're not. :)
(cre) Stoze: were he a normal well-adjusted human being, would he be on this channel?
(cre) Katrina: I'm on this channel. I'm normal and well-adjusted.
(cre) Stoze: how did you pass the tests?!?!?
(cre) Katrina: I gave Drakkos a blowjob. There's another way?
(cre) Talge: Well of course you think you're normal and well-adjusted..
(cre) Stoze: that belongs on a quote page, I think...
(cre) Talge: I typed that *before* Katrina's last chat, just for the record
You cre-tell: and we're back to hummer again
(cre) Katrina: 'Possibly Stoze d'Endymion pities you.' -- You mean I *didn't* have to do that?
(cre) Stoze: even if you'd had to, I'd still pity you...
(cre) Stoze: Taffyd required no such thing, thank the gods..
(cre) Stoze: on the other hand, Una beats me and feeds me only bread crusts and scuzzy water... so maybe it balances out in the end
Mental: Why am I not on your friends list?
Dogbolter: Because you're a cunt.
--Feel the love at the 2002 UK MUDmeet
Dogbolter: It's purple and it's nasty.
Trilogy: Sounds like a penis.
--Profound wisdom at the 2002 UK MUDmeet
(cre) Trilogy: Unless Arielle was going to wear her strap-on...
(cre) Danbala: Food is ready! Woohoo! :)
--Now in a variety of flavors!
Gruper exclaims: misty, ol' hag!
The mists start to gather into the form of Misty.
Misty exclaims: I'm not staying anywhere near that nasty rude animal! SO THERE!
Misty slowly dissolves into the surrounding air and is gone.
Tela asks you: but i tried to pat it, rub it, i know i can poke it but what good is that?
(cre) Sasquatch: do 1 mission, become private, then you can do another mission etc
(cre) Archana: depends on what kinda mission you do that involves privates
Terano tells you: That means that me and Taffyd could impregnate huge numbers of players using execs. It would be like village of the damned!
--Terano on the subject of having MUD children
(cre) Ariadne: there's something i need to get off my chest (and this has nothing to do with Lanfear's chats)
(cre) Tannah reads that "nothing to do with Lanfear's chest" and blinks twice.
(cre) Kira: hell- i give up. Everyone now thinks I only have sex for a second with is so not true, I like oranges but not to fuck or anything and I have no idea where the hell the ice cubes came from
(cre) Sasquatch: the freezer, probably
(cre) Valentijn: ooh, fingering Sojan gives a warning
(cre) Laurana: as it should
--Sojan is ICKY!
(cre) Revol: hehe, i persuaded her to let me take photos of her giving me a blowjob, but the camera was at the other end of the bed and i was enoyng it too much to move to get the camera... needless to say, after she finished, i was too chilled to get it and just wanted to sleep. Next time i'm gonna take my dad's digital camera.
--Revol mischats. Where would he get them developed anyway?
You cre-tell: browse through the awful link of the day archives at somethingawful.com
You cre-tell: Discover furries and plushies!
(cre) Gin: Feh, been there done that got the furry bunny suit.
(cre) Gin: ...
(cre) Drakkos: My balls are largely hairless, due to a freak accident involving a yak at Edinburgh zoo. :-(
--It's the yak I feel sorry for...
(cre) Shabree: is your penis vegetarian?
--Shabree questions Drakkos
(cre) Shabree: oh lord
(cre) Shabree: what turns on a blind man?
(cre) Starr: aural sex? :P
(cre) mONet: There is a woman on Judge Judy who looks like Lanfear! This woman had broken her ex' foot, or something
(cre) Ptoink: trying to Tm crush?
(cre) Monet: yeah, it would suck to get recurring thrust tho
(cre) Trilogy: Gnah, I just can't get into this thing I want to code :P
(cre) Trilogy: I think it's because I didn't have to bed Sojan for weeks to allow me.
(cre) Trilogy: Fuck :P beg :P
(cre) Mandarb: Is a hand crucial to a good quality of life? its not an organ, or a cornea, or a cochlea implant is it?
(cre) Jeslek: being turned into a horse is bad too.
--Jeslek returns
(cre) Taffyd: succuluent sluts sleezing sleepily on sinful simons
(cre) Mandarb: sounds like the liaison domain to me taff :)
(cre) Starr: fuck
(cre) Presto gasps!
(cre) Starr: fuck
(cre) Starr: fuck
(cre) Starr: adgfbasd
(cre) Starr: oh thank god :P
--Whew, that was a close one!
(cre) Pinkfish: All the errors were lost. Any showing up are errors of some sort.
--Uh, yeah
Trilogy wisps: I have a big ass one that I want to sell. It's like driving a bus :P
Insanity wisps that he puts a comma in after 'ass'
Insanity wisps that he giggles.
--Baby got back?
(cre) Feantur: It could have been the fact that the reset_eval_cost() was in a loop that did a too deep evaluation.
(cre) Taffyd: IF you ever write something like that again I'll cut your balls off
--Why we don't have enough basses
(cre) Devon: Fuck the children. I need new boobs.
(cre) Ceres: Mm. cheekysquirrel.net says my squirrel name is Colonel Bignuts
(cre) Ceres isn't sure what to think about that.
(cre) Devon: I have warm carmel-apple sauce on my boob :P
> quit
A small gecko takes your hand and rushes you to the departure lounge.
[Presto leaves Discworld]
Greco the Departure Gecko starts inspecting all your items and scribbling on a notepad.
(cre) Skye: Fucker.
--That wasn't nice *pout*
You cre-tell: do the Catholics still have indulgences?
You cre-tell: I thought that was a great scheme: buy your way out of sin
(cre) Etain: i think they changed the rules a bit, but you can still get them
You cre-tell: probably have to have a coupon or something now. :(
(cre) Etain: a super saviour card :p
(cre) Valentijn doesn't like elephants in that way
(cre) MiKasa: what are we begging the elephant for?
(cre) Taffyd: Peanuts!
(cre) Pinkfish: I think she is begging it to trim her pubic hair.
(cre) Pinkfish: Although I didn't think elephants were into that.
--Found on my hard drive
(cre) Arwyn: Cock rolls off the tongue better than cockle.
(cre) Soothsayer: I'll take your word for it arwyn :P
(cre) Arwyn: (Get you minds out of the gutter.) :(((
(cre) Rotas intergaces with Taffyd'n'Miki's common gateways
(cre) Devon: that sounds like a pornographic sundae.
(cre) Miki: oh! i wanna be the cheery!
(cre) Emer: Well, you should've thought of that earlier :P
(inertia) Skye Licious: you know. the giant testicle thing and all
(inertia) Skye Licious: shut
(inertia) Skye Licious: shit
(inertia) Skye Licious: i totally meant tentacle
(inertia) Skye Licious: giant tentacle thing :(((
(inertia) Cthulhu: I hate you sweetie ;)
(cre) Loutre is happy to have a mobile poo disposal unit.
--Who wouldn't!?
(cre) Tique: half of the kids my brother grew up with are now dead of overdose or gangland deaths (cre) Tique: most of the kids I went to school with never finished school (cre) Wodan: i had no idea you were THAT bad an influence