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EggJon wisps: Is there a priest of Piss around?
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Lagger wisps: i just killed a housefly approximately the size of a chihuaua. *shudder*
Jonah wisps: think of the turd it must have grown up on..
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Ulairi wisps: You don't hear me complaining, and I'm in the bath with her (lanfear, -ed)
Belzathras wisps: Time to dump some ice cubes in there.... :-)
Lanfear wisps: bah, this sucks.. i am catching fleas in the f*cking bath?!?
EggJon wisps: Hmm, try not f*cking in the bath. could be it attracts them :P
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[pishe] Cadderly wisps: good things come to those who wait, or so all my GF's tell me.
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Talge wisps: I'm going to kill the dogs, and whoever didn't open the glass door
for them this morning..
Strychnine wisps: Have they done something unpleasant?
Ulairi wisps: Have they done their business on the carpet?
Talge wisps: one of the dogs ate a bunch of chocolate chip cookies yesterday..
and no one let them out into the back this morning.. and now, in front of
the door, is a big mess..
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Talge wisps: Master Bibh-lat is standing here. Master Bibh-lat dies.
Ulairi wisps: *hands Talge deoderant*
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(cre) Phatcows: I will have to put mine up :)
(cre) Turrican grins.
(cre) Phatcows: I only have a small pic tho :(
(cre) Nevvyn: Just go with what nature gave you... :)
-Phatcows enters the hall of shame
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[playerkillers] Kramer wisps: any pk's around my level?
[playerkillers] Trip wisps: me :)
[playerkillers] Kramer wisps: yeah, right:)
[playerkillers] Trip wisps: well, I have been around your level :(
[playerkillers] Kramer wisps: so has jakka
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(newbie) Lexxen: Why am I a sheep?
(newbie) Lexxen: How do I unsheep myself
(newbie) Griffin: Just wait. It passes. And you can do all you do normally.
(newbie) Moonchild: ...like munching grass and such
(newbie) Dakari: stay away from the lonely farmer, whatever you do!
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(newbie) Ptommy: how do I get a priest to raise me?
(newbie) Obilix: Get them to show you a dirty magazine.
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Christopher wisps: what's the easiest way to make a bit of money?
Obilix wisps: Prostitution.
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Note on wiz board:
It's like this: I've never posted a message, and, feeling I was
the ONLY wizard not contributing to the spamboard, I felt I
should. so here goes. *ahem* naner naner naner...Ick Ben Ine
Wossname. Thank you, I am but a humble potato pie.
Eep Opp Ork,
-Snogg q. Kaboodle, purveyor of lunacy
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(cre) Obilix: So, what about that cigar, eh?
(cre) Nevvyn: Lit?
(cre) Obilix: Not according to Kenneth Starr, no, Nevvyn
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[priests] Llarm wisps: Argh... i think raise dead pet is buggered :(|
[priests] Moonchild wisps: Oh?
[priests] Volen wisps: you weren't trying to raise a hedgehog were you;)
[priests] Llarm wisps: What I was trying to raise is completely irrelevent.
Lets just not bring that up. :)
-I really don't want to know...
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Rue wisps: please confine newbie discussions to the newbie channel
-Rue having a go at liaisoning
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Tell me. Do you buy your crack on the street or do you make it yourself?
--Presto
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Twiggy wisps: would anyone here call a car crash a compliment? in any circumstance?
Karek wisps: yes, I've met some very ugly people
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Gromit wisps: oh no, macchirton is in a coma!
Muffy wisps: how can you tell ?
Gromit wisps: experience
Muffy wisps: what does he do that different when he's not in a coma?
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PEsT wisps: can someone please explain why my max HP dropped and then came back??
Ulairi wisps: It's quantum.
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Skuzzy wisps: has any one tol fnort choppers wen ad i cant remember and i need
it too
-Huh?
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[priests] Mooples wisps: I know what the candle does :)
[priests] Ulairi wisps: Do you have to put vaseline on it first?
[priests] Mooples wisps: Im just testing if it actually does it :)
[priests] Eustacia wisps: No Ulairi, that is what you do with the carrots.
[priests] Brighid wisps: It's a very large candle, Ulairi... I couldn't lift
it.
[priests] Eustacia wisps: gheesh, can you not get anything right today, Ulairi
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To the southeast, lara yells: Having sex with make-up is not allowed on DW!
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GamGalkalon wisps: at least they can blow well
GamGalkalon wisps: you mean you have a sore throat Cit?
Cit wisps: maybe...
Cit wisps: *screams and dives underneath a nearby crotch*
- I couldn't resist to take this completely out of context...
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Note on Flame:
> american armoured vehicle and seeing his remains sticking to the
> tracks when they passed the back makes you reach for the nearest bowl.
Why? You want to make soup?
--Presto
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Wizzlefist wisps: think about this way...take the girlfriend to movie....she
gets all soppy....you get laid
Dogbolter wisps: but you have to wait 3 hours and spend a tenner :)
- on the movie 'Titanic'
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Sqeal wisps: Testes, testes, 1 2 3.... Oh, wait, there's only two. :P
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(newbie) Sarlac: Is a whip better than a two-handed axe?
(newbie) Obilix: Depends how kinky you are.
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Note from Skyfire on Whitches board:
> my staff was getting extremely bloody
> BeamStalk Ookerton - Orangutan at large
Perhaps you should try some handcream?:)
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Note on frog (Raigna):
Garden sheers that use yoghurt pots as wellington boots are at
greater risk from hub cap infection than one legged penguin
harpooners - especially considering the rise in coffee table
moris dancing which has marked a new era of daisy chain
consumption.
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Commando wisps: You didn't fall for that one did you? :)
Ohdamn wisps: I thought I was allowed to ask for quest info :(
- Conversation after Ohdamn blew himself to tiny pieces..
>BR>
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